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Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 9:42:18 PM

2collarme

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Greetings
I am looking for a place to settle in, any location, as long as there are palms trees on or near the property.
You can reach me at [email removed]

John

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 10:42:42 PM

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Um, John, you'll have better luck looking in the Yellow Pages under Realtors.

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 10:44:05 PM

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I know that Florida has palm trees.

Or you could just move somewhere and order a palm tree.

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 10:47:00 PM

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I know that Florida has palm trees.

Or you could just move somewhere and order a palm tree.

And perhaps some pink flamingos. They kinda go together.

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 10:51:09 PM

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Pink Flamingos ROCK!

I used to have some blow-up ones that went on tent stakes.

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 11:06:00 PM

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Maylasia. The Ringgut is over 3 to the $ so your retirement can be quite flush. Nice places to rent for $2-$300/mo. near the beach, more for on the beach. Tropical all year round with palm and other trees. Oh...and the women are quite the polynesian pleasure.

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 11:08:01 PM

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California has palm trees too. As does parts of Arizona. Maybe even New Mexico? Not sure..

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 11:14:06 PM

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Why on earth would you come to a bdsm website looking for a realtor? When you want to buy a loaf of bread do you go to a veterinarian?

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 11:26:16 PM

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*tacklesmooches Wanders*

(miss you!)

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/25/2010 11:27:49 PM

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*tacklesmooches Wanders*

(miss you!)

smiles...big hugs to you as well girlfriend xxxx

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/26/2010 1:11:06 AM

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"When you want to buy a loaf of bread do you go to a veterinarian? "

Yes, and your point is ?

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/26/2010 4:32:34 AM

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I am looking for a place to settle in, any location, as long as there are palms trees on or near the property.

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/26/2010 4:39:26 AM

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Too bad I dont still live in miami.

Believe it or not, I have gotten a couple of clients from this site. It's amazing how much easier it is to actually be able to say to your realtor "I need a basement with a full concrete floor and a ceiling high enough for a St Andrews cross and it would be nice if the floor joists were extra strong so we could do some suspension play down there too"

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/26/2010 4:49:37 AM

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Why on earth would you come to a bdsm website looking for a realtor? When you want to buy a loaf of bread do you go to a veterinarian?

Yes, of course. How else?

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/26/2010 8:42:10 AM

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RE: Looking for a Realtor - 11/26/2010 11:38:42 AM

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Why on earth would you come to a bdsm website looking for a realtor? When you want to buy a loaf of bread do you go to a veterinarian?

I do if I want a loaf of bread with palm trees on it.

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