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LadyConstanze -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 9:11:48 AM)


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ORIGINAL: poise

I can see a fun thread or two building off of this premise already.........

"Can You Identify Which Profile This Cock Belongs To"

"Ugliest Cock On Collarme"

"Match This Cock With The Regular Poster Who Owns It"
(of course, this would mean you would all have to send your pics
to an impartial contest participant for authenticity [;)] )



What do I need to do to be excluded from jury duty? I had laser surgery on my eyes, I do not wish to risk my eyesight....




MissAsylum -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 11:02:39 AM)

i think i'm going to be absent that day.




LadyConstanze -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 11:23:17 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

i think i'm going to be absent that day.



Oh yes, you have that urgent doctor's appointment and I'm coming with you to hold your hand, wouldn't let you do that on your own, no way...




MrCyanide -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 2:00:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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we reserve the right to do so... as put forth by the TOS of the Website

My intentions of posting my cock aren't because I'm some sex fiend that just wants a woman to touch my cock, but a guy that's comfortable enough with his body to show it.


Lucky for all of us, hiding behind your "rights" as dictated in the TOS still does not permit you to have a cock shot as a primary pic.

And as for your comfort level with your body...at 5'9 and 260 pounds there has to be a great deal of discomfort sucking in that gut enough to see your weewee. In fact, you are todays winner of the Dickie-Do award (thats when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do). Congrats.

When i hear the "I am proud of my body" argument used to justify posting cock shots, it tells me that you are using your dick as a selling feature to make up for your lack of the most erotic sexual organ a man can have...his brain.

Sorry ya missed the boat.




First of all I do not, and have never had my cock as a primary photo. Secondly "Look at how fat he is, herp durp derrr." doesn't really offend me, it just lets me know that you have no real argument and you have to divert to attacking my physical features rather then have intelligent input about the original topic. If you want to make fun of me because I'm fat, I'll be happy to start a whole new topic about it, and you and LadyConstanze can have a field day with it.

Yes I'm proud of my body and every one of it's parts, and I'll choose to post any part of it that i wish. If you'd like to see a different part of it, then ask. If you don't want to see any part of it, then [X] is at the top right corner. I don't NEED someone to see my cock and tell me if they like it or not, because I like it. Just like I don't care if someone likes or doesn't like my "overhanging stomach", I do. If you want to make fun of people, go back to elementary school.




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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
Oh OK, so you weren't masturbating and you just happen to get erect when a camera points at you...


What's the difference between taking a picture of an erect or flaccid penis? There isn't, it's my choice of how I want my penis posted on the internet. And no offense, but are you really stupid enough to think that a penis only gets hard when masturbating? When a guy holds off not going to the bathroom for a while it'll cause an erection, which is where most "morning wood" comes from. Or if we see something that is visually stimulating (I.E a woman) that will also get us hard. Repeated rubbing by a loved one will also get us hard...

Shall we all go back to Sed ED 101?

Your lack of a real argument is very... tiresome.



Keep on digging, have you reached China yet?

So you are saying you waited deliberately until you had to pee so your peepee would get hard, or it was really a shot of morning wood (and you sleep in your clothes too, right)... So if it makes no difference if the penis is flaccid or erect to you and therefore you only post pics of your penis being erect - you can't be all that grown up if you're running round with a hardon most of the time, that's usually early puberty when guys get aroused by the words "hole in the ground".

I think I just changed my opinion, the cock shots are amusing and so are you, because you don't even have the guts to say "OK, I'm a fat boy but I hope if I post some pics of me trying to look really grim and pics of my cock, the chicks might be so overwhelmed by my dick that they forget all about the rest of me..."

Sorry, it makes you appear like a cock, it doesn't really make your cock memorable or special.

Now if you get so offended if somebody comments on your cock pics, then why did you put them up in the first place? Did you honestly expect that women would be amazed by them? If that's the case, you know sweet eff all about women and even less about the average male "equipment".


Do you have selective reading, or are you just an idiot? Re-read my post, and maybe you can actually understand what i was saying. You know, if you get your head out of your ass, it's a lot easier to read the words on the computer screen.

And when exactly did I get offended? There you go again with your fantasies of grandeur, thinking you have some powerful intellect that I squirm under. I stopped posting here because I'm tired of having to explain the simplest of concepts to you.




MercTech -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 2:45:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas

Seriously.
Why do you post pictures of your dick on Collar Me?

Did anyone Tell you/"order" you to?
...NO.
Is it cute? No.
Why the impulse to do it?

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Seriously.
Why do you post pictures of your dick on Collar Me?


The same reason some people run straight pipes on their motorcycles: screaming to the world "I have a great big Tonker!" Especially when they don't.

Apologies to Terry Pratchett,
Stefan




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 4:21:21 PM)

I think photos that display intimate areas of the anatomy exclusively is silly for either sex. It is not something I find attractive.

With that said, I am somewhat disappointed at all the ad hominems being thrown around to this "MrCyanide" individual. I may not agree with how he chooses to display himself, but if it is "acceptable" by this site then I doubt much will change. It is childish to see others mocking whatever physical shortcomings he may or may not have. To be honest it just makes you look stupid in the end...at least to me.




MrCyanide -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 4:34:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I think photos that display intimate areas of the anatomy exclusively is silly for either sex. It is not something I find attractive.

With that said, I am somewhat disappointed at all the ad hominems being thrown around to this "MrCyanide" individual. I may not agree with how he chooses to display himself, but if it is "acceptable" by this site then I doubt much will change. It is childish to see others mocking whatever physical shortcomings he may or may not have. To be honest it just makes you look stupid in the end...at least to me.



Finally. I was starting to lose all hope in finding someone on here that actually understands what having an intelligent argument is. You may not be siding with me, but you have my respect.




RapierFugue -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 4:36:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide
Finally. I was starting to lose all hope in finding someone on here that actually understands what having an intelligent argument is. You may not be siding with me, but you have my respect.

Translation: "Anyone who doesn't agree wiv me is fick, right, and so is their mum".




MrCyanide -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 4:39:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide
Finally. I was starting to lose all hope in finding someone on here that actually understands what having an intelligent argument is. You may not be siding with me, but you have my respect.

Translation: "Anyone who doesn't agree wiv me is fick, right, and so is their mum".


The thing is... he doesn't agree with me. Your argument is invalid.




RapierFugue -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 5:06:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide
The thing is... he doesn't agree with me. Your argument is invalid.

It wasn't an argument. It was me mildly mocking you, and your comically inflated ego.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 5:09:17 PM)

Cyanide. I'm gonna quote Drew Carey on this one and you might want to take heed.

If you dont have a great body.........Cover it the FUCK up.




MrCyanide -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 5:22:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide
The thing is... he doesn't agree with me. Your argument is invalid.

It wasn't an argument. It was me mildly mocking you, and your comically inflated ego.



Please enlighten me as to why you think my ego is inflated.

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Cyanide. I'm gonna quote Drew Carey on this one and you might want to take heed.

If you dont have a great body.........Cover it the FUCK up.


Lol, define what a great body is, because I assure you that your definition and my definition are quite different.

I love how people whine because someone is fat.




RapierFugue -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 5:30:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide
Please enlighten me as to why you think my ego is inflated.

It's not my job to educate you. I suggest you read your last few posts again and speculate on how that impression could possibly have been formed.




subinlife -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 5:32:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide

And when exactly did I get offended? There you go again with your fantasies of grandeur, thinking you have some powerful intellect that I squirm under. I stopped posting here because I'm tired of having to explain the simplest of concepts to you.


And yet here you are back again a week later.

Sorry had to question that statement.




angelikaJ -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 5:35:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide



Please enlighten me as to why you think my ego is inflated.

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Cyanide. I'm gonna quote Drew Carey on this one and you might want to take heed.

If you dont have a great body.........Cover it the FUCK up.


Lol, define what a great body is, because I assure you that your definition and my definition are quite different.

I love how people whine because someone is fat.


Oh great, this has now turned into a Fat Thread! [8|]

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I think photos that display intimate areas of the anatomy exclusively is silly for either sex. It is not something I find attractive.

With that said, I am somewhat disappointed at all the ad hominems being thrown around to this "MrCyanide" individual. I may not agree with how he chooses to display himself, but if it is "acceptable" by this site then I doubt much will change. It is childish to see others mocking whatever physical shortcomings he may or may not have. To be honest it just makes you look stupid in the end...at least to me.



You know, if people were making similar comments about a female poster on the boards... ?

Just saying-




Hillwilliam -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 5:48:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide
The thing is... he doesn't agree with me. Your argument is invalid.

It wasn't an argument. It was me mildly mocking you, and your comically inflated ego.



Please enlighten me as to why you think my ego is inflated.

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Cyanide. I'm gonna quote Drew Carey on this one and you might want to take heed.

If you dont have a great body.........Cover it the FUCK up.


Lol, define what a great body is, because I assure you that your definition and my definition are quite different.

I love how people whine because someone is fat.

Dude, I'm twice your age, have a better body and I'm NOT proud of it.
You're grasping at straws. deal with it pal. ladies dont want to see a gut the size WE (I got one too) have shadowing a very average cock. I impress them with My mind. The sooner you do likewise, the better off you will be.




MrCyanide -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 6:04:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide
The thing is... he doesn't agree with me. Your argument is invalid.

It wasn't an argument. It was me mildly mocking you, and your comically inflated ego.



Please enlighten me as to why you think my ego is inflated.

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Cyanide. I'm gonna quote Drew Carey on this one and you might want to take heed.

If you dont have a great body.........Cover it the FUCK up.


Lol, define what a great body is, because I assure you that your definition and my definition are quite different.

I love how people whine because someone is fat.

Dude, I'm twice your age, have a better body and I'm NOT proud of it.
You're grasping at straws. deal with it pal. ladies dont want to see a gut the size WE (I got one too) have shadowing a very average cock. I impress them with My mind. The sooner you do likewise, the better off you will be.


So because you don't like your body, I can't like mine? Puh-lease.


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ORIGINAL: subinlife

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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide

And when exactly did I get offended? There you go again with your fantasies of grandeur, thinking you have some powerful intellect that I squirm under. I stopped posting here because I'm tired of having to explain the simplest of concepts to you.


And yet here you are back again a week later.

Sorry had to question that statement.


We all need a break sometimes.




DesFIP -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 6:12:26 PM)

It's lucky that cyanide's profile states he isn't looking for anyone because showing cock pics is the fastest way not to find anyone.

Beyond that, his argument that if we don't want to see his pic, we should close out of the site is invalid. What we do instead when we don't like a pic is put that person on hide. Which happily means we neither have to see their picture nor read their posts. Since he proposes waving his dick at everyone, willy nilly (pun intended), I forecast a lot of people hiding him. We can but hope this improves the general level of conversation on the boards.




MrCyanide -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 6:16:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

It's lucky that cyanide's profile states he isn't looking for anyone because showing cock pics is the fastest way not to find anyone.

Beyond that, his argument that if we don't want to see his pic, we should close out of the site is invalid. What we do instead when we don't like a pic is put that person on hide. Which happily means we neither have to see their picture nor read their posts. Since he proposes waving his dick at everyone, willy nilly (pun intended), I forecast a lot of people hiding him. We can but hope this improves the general level of conversation on the boards.



Ha. You have to actually go into my profile and click through my pictures to even find the pictures of my penis, so I'm not "waving it around for everyone."




SorceressJ -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/21/2010 6:28:30 PM)

I prefer Hilly's cock pic. It causes less of an issue.
In answer to the original question: why do men post dick pictures on here?
Answer: if it doesn't harm or otherwise directly affect you, why do you care? More to the point, why is it even supposedly against TOS, since there are pictures of strangers' private parts on every single advertisement section including the homepage?
If private parts are offensive to thine eye, one: why are you here participating on a high-content site, and/or two: turn the page.

This argument is pointless, and beneath most of those participating in it. Just sayin'.




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