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You know you watch too much spanking porn when . . . - 12/3/2010 11:46:31 AM

badboymichael

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. . . your boss wants to discuss an issue with your performance, and you keep waiting for him to tell you to drop your pants.

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RE: You know you watch too much spanking porn when . . . - 12/3/2010 1:12:07 PM

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..going into Lowe's or Home Depot gives you an issue..

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RE: You know you watch too much spanking porn when . . . - 12/6/2010 3:27:31 AM

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You get into a ping pong club so you can check out the bats...

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RE: You know you watch too much spanking porn when . . . - 12/27/2010 11:14:43 AM

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. . . your therapist mentions "pain mapping," and you're waiting for her to pull out a paddle or a cane.

. . . you're checking out the whips and crops at Spencer's or Ambiance, and, when the clerk approaches you, you half expect him to test them out on you.

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