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BeachMystress -> "I Am A ProDomme (12/12/2010 4:45:50 PM)
This made me laugh out loud at several points. Please keep in mind that I have the utmost respect for REAL ProDomme who have taken time to learn their craft. This is about those CM & "online" Pros, who have never even played, yet think they can charge. (Hey, I once had a "pro" who had an ad here for eight months write me and ask advice about where to buy a flogger as she had her first client...) http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7083569/

LadyHibiscus -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/12/2010 4:57:17 PM)
Beach!!! Is this the funniest thing ever or what!

BeachMystress -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/12/2010 5:11:58 PM)
"Can I please tell you my fuckin safe word?" ... LMAO

BedroomDomme -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/12/2010 5:13:50 PM)
OMG Too funny Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO Thank You Beach

LadyPact -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/12/2010 5:27:07 PM)
Freaking hilarious! I loved it!

Xiansjade -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/12/2010 10:44:34 PM)
i'm a pro vampire! Not really, i just do theatre make-up, and especially love FX stuff. Thank You for posting this it's fabulous!

RapierFugue -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 12:11:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BeachMystress This made me laugh out loud at several points. "Do you work out of a dungeon?" "No I work out of a drive-thru ... would you like fries with that?" ... "Do you like watersports?" "I like boating" ... "But are you into scat?" "I prefer jazz" Classic [;)]

YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 12:19:01 AM)
Freaking hilarious, loved it. Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

GreedyTop -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 1:51:44 AM)
Beach! tacklehugs That was PRICELESS!!

Termyn8or -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 3:33:10 AM)
I'm a prodomme he's a prodomme wouldn't you like to be a prodomme too ! T

GreedyTop -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 8:10:32 AM)
Termy.. you DO realize I am going to have to kick your ass now, right?

Medic -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 12:07:38 PM)
That was hilarious. Thanks.

Hillwilliam -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 12:35:57 PM)
Better than some of them on CM. Thanks for posting.

igor2003 -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 12:43:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Termy.. you DO realize I am going to have to kick your ass now, right? Are you a pro-domme? Do you session naked? Will you take three dollars?

LadyConstanze -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 1:02:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BeachMystress This made me laugh out loud at several points. Please keep in mind that I have the utmost respect for REAL ProDomme who have taken time to learn their craft. This is about those CM & "online" Pros, who have never even played, yet think they can charge. (Hey, I once had a "pro" who had an ad here for eight months write me and ask advice about where to buy a flogger as she had her first client...) http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7083569/ I guess I would have sent her somewhere to get a feather duster, the idea that somebody will freaking charge for a session and present herself as a prodomme when she doesn't even have any experience or basic tools, if you charge you can't use a client as a guinea pig...

FirmhandKY -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 1:10:59 PM)
FR: I guess we need to have licensing requirements for ProDommes. [:D] Firm

eleanorr -> RE: "I Am A ProDomme (12/13/2010 4:22:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY FR: I guess we need to have licensing requirements for ProDommes. [:D] Firm Oh I wish... Eleanor Rigby

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