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SAMHAIN09 -> What do you do when... (12/14/2010 3:05:32 PM)

You find a man in a Santa suit putting "YOUR THINGS" into his sack? I would be like "Santa why are you robbing me?" I then pull out a shot gun.



Lucylastic -> RE: What do you do when... (12/14/2010 3:21:34 PM)

kick him in his sack
hog tie him with the tinsel and then ram the tree decorations up his arse.
what do I win?



Hillwilliam -> RE: What do you do when... (12/14/2010 4:41:45 PM)

Did he have green skin? Might not have been a real santa.



littlewonder -> RE: What do you do when... (12/14/2010 5:15:01 PM)

I'd be helping him to load it so I could get rid of all the crap.




DesFIP -> RE: What do you do when... (12/14/2010 7:14:25 PM)

I'd say fine IF he could go up the wood stove chimney. With a roaring fire going.



windchymes -> RE: What do you do when... (12/14/2010 9:31:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

kick him in his sack
hog tie him with the tinsel and then ram the tree decorations up his arse.
what do I win?



That's exactly what Daddy did when he caught Mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe that night.



Lucylastic -> RE: What do you do when... (12/15/2010 4:23:13 AM)

snickers, dady got suspicious when mummy was singing, "deck his balls with boughs of holly"



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