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anniezz338 -> You have to love British humor! (12/21/2010 8:44:03 PM)
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These are classified ads, actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a
Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY ! Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows
everything.
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