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Tantriqu -> to the tune of 'So This is Christmas' (12/30/2010 10:18:18 PM)
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to the tune of John Lennon's "So This is Christmas", and for the good subbies who will laugh at it:
So this is New Year's,
And what I have done
With another year over
And a new one's just begun.
Just after Easter
I had so much fun
With a succulent dear one,
Cute, young, but too dumb.
This summer, a smart one
But a negative nell,
Erotic but grumpy,
I don't miss his odd smell.
This autumn of promise
Became one unkept
When a western prospective
Got cold feet, never met.
So now we have winter,
A season of frost;
Perhaps a smart virgin
Dreams of salad untossed,
A comfortable fire,
A comfortable book,
A comfortable lap,
And a comfortable fook.
And so Happy Christmas,
I hope you had fun,
The new and the dear ones,
The ex- and the young.
A very merry Christmas,
And a Happy New Year,
To prospective good subbies,
And my yet unknown dear.
The wait is over,
If you want it
Waiting over,
Now! ow, ow, ow.
Here, boy!
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