Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of anima (Full Version)

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pahunkboy -> Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of anima (1/3/2011 7:02:07 PM)

Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens' 




MasterG2kTR -> RE: Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of anima (1/3/2011 7:26:38 PM)

shit happens......




Phoenixpower -> RE: Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of anima (1/4/2011 2:57:13 AM)

My oh my oh my...thanks once again for keeping me updated whats going on at home [:D]

reading that I don't mind anymore that my kittens peed on me when I handreared them for a few days when they were just 4 days old...certainly better than...anything an elephant is unloading [&:]




mummyman321 -> RE: Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of anima (1/4/2011 5:41:55 AM)

Now that is some serious shit!




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