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humptiedumptie -> New scent (1/6/2011 3:12:08 PM)

I suppose it had to happen sometime http://www.vulva-original.com/en/



PyrotheClown -> RE: New scent (1/6/2011 4:08:28 PM)

LMAO...thank you science, still no cure for cancer or aids
but now my dick can smell like pussy without the inconvenience of getting laid

lol



AquaticSub -> RE: New scent (1/6/2011 4:12:14 PM)

That commercial disturbs me. I don't think I want my personal trainer staring at my crotch. I want them helping me. I'm also freaked out by the idea of them smelling where my crotch was.

Of course it could be the chick's boyfriend or something, in which case it would be different but... eh... that commercial really freaks me out.

Though, given our species' long obsession with sex and perfumes, I really find it hard to believe that this is the first time vulva's have been perfumes. Now I have another thing to google. [:)]



PyrotheClown -> RE: New scent (1/6/2011 4:20:58 PM)

I was too aroused by the hot chick moving rhythmically to notice the creepiness



AquaticSub -> RE: New scent (1/6/2011 4:27:39 PM)

How could you miss it? It was at the end and the chick wasn't even on the screen. O.o

Creepy creepy creepy. Like "I'm going break into your house and masturbate with your dyer lint" creepy.

BTW - 50 points if anyone knows the book I'm referencing with that comment.



PyrotheClown -> RE: New scent (1/6/2011 4:29:02 PM)

Striptease?



PyrotheClown -> RE: New scent (1/6/2011 4:38:05 PM)

and yeah...I did notice the creepiness, but my mind was still playing the image of a hot chick moving rhythmically...



AquaticSub -> RE: New scent (1/6/2011 4:39:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PyrotheClown

Striptease?


Ding ding ding ding ding!

Now all we need is a weird Senator with Vaseline in his boots and laywer who likes ZZ Top.



humptiedumptie -> RE: New scent (1/7/2011 10:38:59 AM)


Yes i found it a little on the creepy side as well.
From now on every time you see your trainer look over you will be reminded of this commercial
quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

That commercial disturbs me. I don't think I want my personal trainer staring at my crotch. I want them helping me. I'm also freaked out by the idea of them smelling where my crotch was.

Of course it could be the chick's boyfriend or something, in which case it would be different but... eh... that commercial really freaks me out.

Though, given our species' long obsession with sex and perfumes, I really find it hard to believe that this is the first time vulva's have been perfumes. Now I have another thing to google. [:)]





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