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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/2/2011 4:16:01 AM

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TheTroll and the Maiden,
They were wooing i declare,
Under the bridge
They didn't know i was there.

Now the Troll he was bashful
And the maiden she was shy
Troll asked her if he could
And this was her reply.

You can slurp me if you want to
But you gotta do it right
Cause Trollee i have heard
You can slurp all night

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/7/2011 11:00:34 PM

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We love Fukintroll because.............

because he has that extra wet troll tongue, and he's not afraid to, well, you know... and after you climbed down from the ceiling, he takes that big troll hand and just... well, you know, and then he takes his big troll stick and he, well, you know... and after you've made him a sammich, he sez "you sleep in the wet spot" which is an invitation to, well, you know... and he doesn't mind if you take your cold feet and, well, you know... and somehow he manages to be a show-er AND a grow-er... and then after you picked up ALL the pomegranite seeds off the floor, he leans in close and growls, and slurrrrrps your... you know.

Whew. Cold showers for all!

Cali

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/7/2011 11:25:54 PM

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Don't phucking tell me Fukintroll's got the The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm all "uhm you knowing" with the slurps. I'm jealous I think. M

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 7:08:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

We love Fukintroll because.............

because he has that extra wet troll tongue, and he's not afraid to, well, you know... and after you climbed down from the ceiling, he takes that big troll hand and just... well, you know, and then he takes his big troll stick and he, well, you know... and after you've made him a sammich, he sez "you sleep in the wet spot" which is an invitation to, well, you know... and he doesn't mind if you take your cold feet and, well, you know... and somehow he manages to be a show-er AND a grow-er... and then after you picked up ALL the pomegranite seeds off the floor, he leans in close and growls, and slurrrrrps your... you know.

Whew. Cold showers for all!

Cali

*Wriggles muh eyebrows*

Yeah baby, ya know.
SLURP!

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 7:10:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

Don't phucking tell me Fukintroll's got the The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm all "uhm you knowing" with the slurps. I'm jealous I think. M

Hey Darlin, if war torn nations can negotiate without the use of nukes, it is possible
we could just set aside the whole D thang and jus Phuk!

SLURP!

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 7:13:05 AM

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

TheTroll and the Maiden,
They were wooing i declare,
Under the bridge
They didn't know i was there.

Now the Troll he was bashful
And the maiden she was shy
Troll asked her if he could
And this was her reply.

You can slurp me if you want to
But you gotta do it right
Cause Trollee i have heard
You can slurp all night

You do realize, according to the TOS, that yer lil ass is owned by me now, and I will be doing all the lil trolly things I want to you because... not only the TOS says so, but because I say so!

SLURP!

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 7:27:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW
Don't phucking tell me Fukintroll's got the The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm all "uhm you knowing" with the slurps. I'm jealous I think. M

Hey Darlin, if war torn nations can negotiate without the use of nukes, it is possible
we could just set aside the whole D thang and jus Phuk!

SLURP!

Thanks for the hardy laughter. That's perfect! Overthinking fun, is decidedly not dominant IMO. M

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 7:27:54 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

We love Fukintroll because.............

because he has that extra wet troll tongue, and he's not afraid to, well, you know... and after you climbed down from the ceiling, he takes that big troll hand and just... well, you know, and then he takes his big troll stick and he, well, you know... and after you've made him a sammich, he sez "you sleep in the wet spot" which is an invitation to, well, you know... and he doesn't mind if you take your cold feet and, well, you know... and somehow he manages to be a show-er AND a grow-er... and then after you picked up ALL the pomegranite seeds off the floor, he leans in close and growls, and slurrrrrps your... you know.

Whew. Cold showers for all!

Cali

Cold showes? Screw that I need hot water and my shower massager, lol, it cuts down on the laundry and carpet cleaning bill ya know.

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 7:30:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

Thanks for the hardy laughter. That's perfect! Overthinking fun, is decidedly not dominant IMO. M

Spot on Darlin!
SLURP!

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 8:19:26 AM

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**heading under the bridge**

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I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 8:25:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

**heading under the bridge**

Head under bridge? Giving or receiving? Inquiring minds want to know.

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 8:38:58 AM

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Damn I am slow today!

Head under the bridge?

The line starts behind me ......

How many licks does it take to get to the candy center of Troll? One....Two.....Three.....

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 8:53:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

**heading under the bridge**

Attention Members of CM

If W2B is MIA... I had nothing to do with it, he never made to the bridge, never seen him... that is my story and I am sticking to it!

SLURP!
Luv ya bear

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 8:59:06 AM

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

Damn I am slow today!

Head under the bridge?

The line starts behind me ......

How many licks does it take to get to the candy center of Troll? One....Two.....Three.....

*wriggles muh eyebrows*

Come over an find out..
SLURP!

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 9:02:09 AM

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I love Troll for his "because I said so" thread..

and the SLURPS!!

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 9:22:52 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I love Troll for his "because I said so" thread..

and the SLURPS!!

Right back at ya baby!
SLURP!

P.S. I am convinced you are clever nuff tae raise that desk high enough for me to think it's a bridge.

P.P.S Is it non consensual to the general public if they never actually see the ravenous acts of kink?

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 9:23:58 AM

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hell, Troll...I'll cobble together a bridge if I need to ;)

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 9:24:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

hell, Troll...I'll cobble together a bridge if I need to ;)

I haz tools........

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 9:26:11 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

hell, Troll...I'll cobble together a bridge if I need to ;)

I haz tools........

*steeples muh fingers all Monty Burns*
Excellent.

SLURP!

P.S. Girls, jus so you know there will be hair pulling an much flossing while you build ze bridge.

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RE: We love Fukintroll because............. - 2/9/2011 9:29:33 AM

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:: thud ::

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