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DaddySatyr -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (9/14/2017 4:57:34 AM)
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The barman says: "Beer, fella?" Descartes says: "I think not" and disappears. Michael

Hillwilliam -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (9/14/2017 5:04:05 AM)
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

DaddySatyr -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (9/14/2017 5:13:52 AM)
I went to the "Army/Navy" store to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any. Michael

Hillwilliam -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (9/26/2017 9:39:58 AM)
A guy showed up in the ER last night with 6 plastic horses stuck in his ass. Doctors described his condition as 'stable'

WhoreMods -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (9/28/2017 9:58:46 AM)
I've got a friend who's an agoraphobic homosexual: he says isn't ever going to come out of the closet.

WhoreMods -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (9/28/2017 1:15:19 PM)
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave and zap it until its bill withers.

Tangelo -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (11/16/2017 3:48:34 AM)
If you ever need a heart transplant, choose that of a TURTLE ! You may not be able to walk as fast afterwards, but you sure will live longer !

WhoreMods -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (11/18/2017 8:50:53 AM)
A tattooist was advertising cheap piercings for pirates: he charges a buck an ear.

DommeinRochester -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (11/21/2017 6:01:16 PM)
What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip!

DocStrange -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/1/2017 3:22:21 PM)
What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats!

Tangelo -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/3/2017 1:21:41 AM)
What's the name of the group who go fire-walking, Sky-diving and bungee jumping on Sundays . . . ?? The Seventh Day Adventurists. . !!

DaddySatyr -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/3/2017 1:31:46 AM)
Q: Why do they only have one-egg omelettes in France? A: Because, in France, one egg is an oeuf. Michael

Tangelo -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/3/2017 3:52:49 PM)
The Annual General Meeting of Procrastinators will be held soon. . . they're just not sure when !

DaddySatyr -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/6/2017 8:23:11 PM)
Q: What is the worst golf foursome to have to play behind? Answer: Heidi Fleiss (She's a hooker) O.J. Simpson (He's a slicer) Bill Clinton (Always playing the wrong hole) John Kennedy Jr. (He can't make it over the water) Michael

Tangelo -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/6/2017 9:59:03 PM)
Here's one for drivers. What are you doing if you GO on red, and STOP at green ?? Eating a watermelon !

DaddySatyr -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/7/2017 8:27:32 AM)
Did you hear about the two boll weevils? They were twins and grew up together, on a farm in South Carolina. When they were old enough to make career choices, one decided to head out West, to Hollyweird. He wanted to pursue his dream of being an actor. He didn't do so well, really, but considering he was an insect, he was able to get roles in exterminator commercials and such and, actually managed to gain some bit of recognition/notoriety. The second weevil, stayed on the farm, tended his crops, married, had "children" and died, unknown. This made him the lesser of two weevils. Michael

DogGirlOwner -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/7/2017 9:58:07 AM)
A noobie Dom meets a girl at a dungeon and they decide to go out to his van for some private play. She tells him she can't orgasm without pain, but he has no toys so he breaks off the aerial antennae from his vav and whips her with it and they have great sex. Unfortunately the "memory marks" are showing below her skirt and won't go away. So she goes to her Doctor and explains the situation. The Dr. examines her and responds: .... ;; ;;; ;;; ;; "It's worse than I thought, I'm afraid this is the worst case of VanAerial Disease I've ever seen."

Tangelo -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/8/2017 5:28:06 PM)
The New Zealand Navy are teaching sheep to swim underwater. . . with the hope they become Ewe Boats !

Tangelo -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/16/2017 2:12:06 PM)
A woman goes for her annual medical check-up and says ; "I think I'm losing too much weight...." And the doctor replies ; "WHO SAID THAT ?????"

CodeOfSilence -> RE: Corny Joke contest. (12/17/2017 2:40:22 AM)
Who is the one man in the world if anyone who could ever trump Trump? Trump. (source: [image]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzRBU8hUcAQXZDm.jpg[/image]) What was Amy Winehouses most favorite mix? Coke'n Cola. A person asked a Genie: If I could grant you any one wish, what would it be? Three more wishes. Replied the Genie.

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