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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 7:04:59 AM   
knees2you


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Walk into a Police Station naked!
You will recieve $100,000

Deal Or No Deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 1:57:42 PM   
Gauge


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Walk into a Police Station naked!
You will recieve $100,000


Deal.


$250,000 is yours, all you have to do is sit in a chair for four hours. Not hard... is it? Oh... did I mention the 5,000 scorpions?

< Message edited by Gauge -- 5/9/2006 1:58:28 PM >

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 5:42:56 PM   
knees2you


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$3,000 For eating a 5 pound box
of  Elephant dung!

Deal or no Deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 7:01:38 PM   
HouseofBear


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5000 to walk down the middle of the interstate in Atlanta at rush hour, deal or no deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 7:31:59 PM   
knees2you


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Status: offline 		This one I like hmmm Deal.

$40 dollars a week for life to jerk the Monkeys off
so thier sperm can be tseted for potience!

Deao Or No Deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 10:51:02 PM   
Gauge


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$40 dollars a week for life to jerk the Monkeys off
so thier sperm can be tseted for potience!


Just $40 a week? No Deal.


$4,257,108.37 is yours all you have to do for it is to jump 27 cars on a motorcycle.

Deal or No Deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 10:53:39 PM   
Lordandmaster


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Five SI swimsuit models as devoted wives for the rest of your life if you sacrifice one testicle.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 11:16:24 PM   
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5 grand to take on the jury duty service of 5 people.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 11:56:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

Deal, who else would I need to impress with my sack?

5 grand to take on the jury duty service of 5 people.


Deal.

$250,000 to barbecue and eat your favorite pet.  Umm, non-human pet, that is, almost forgot where I was posting. 

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/9/2006 11:59:50 PM   
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$250,000 to barbecue and eat your favorite pet.  Umm, non-human pet, that is, almost forgot where I was posting. 


Ack! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. No No NO!

$0.42 to beat the hell outta Harry for coming up with eating one's own pet then qualifying it so it didn't include pussy!





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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/10/2006 12:02:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

quote:



$250,000 to barbecue and eat your favorite pet.  Umm, non-human pet, that is, almost forgot where I was posting. 


Ack! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. No No NO!

$0.42 to beat the hell outta Harry for coming up with eating one's own pet then qualifying it so it didn't include pussy!



Another $0.58 to Celestes bid to make it an even buck.

< Message edited by HarryVanWinkle -- 5/10/2006 12:03:00 AM >

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/10/2006 12:05:19 AM   
MistyMenthal


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no Deal.
 
 
$2,000,000
For being dunked in a grabage can full of Leaches!
Oh did I mention that You would only come up after 5 minutes straight went by.
{Deal Or No Deal}
 

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/10/2006 12:29:59 PM   
Gauge


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$2,000,000
For being dunked in a grabage can full of Leaches!
Oh did I mention that You would only come up after 5 minutes straight went by.
{Deal Or No Deal}


For $2 Million? Deal. 5 minutes is nothing... I will heal.


$1,000 to walk into a crowded laundromat and take a shit on the floor and throw it in a dryer where someone is drying their clothes.

Deal or No Deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/10/2006 8:40:42 PM   
HouseofBear


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10 grand to walk into the laundromat stark naked, take a dump into the nearest basket of freshly folded clean clothes, then jump up and down yelling the devil made me do it.  Deal or no deal.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/10/2006 9:00:12 PM   
Evanesce


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10 grand to walk into the laundromat stark naked, take a dump into the nearest basket of freshly folded clean clothes, then jump up and down yelling the devil made me do it.  Deal or no deal.


No deal.  I don't do gross.
 
$85.37 if you'll take my cockatoo to the vet Friday morning.  She's a little cranky and needs to be held.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/10/2006 10:27:46 PM   
Gauge


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$85.37 if you'll take my cockatoo to the vet Friday morning.  She's a little cranky and needs to be held.


Ummm... No Deal. I do not find birds cute and cuddly.


$1,000,000 is yours. All you have to do is walk up to the chief of police in New York City and kick him in the nuts 4 times.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/10/2006 11:13:52 PM   
HarryVanWinkle


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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

$85.37 if you'll take my cockatoo to the vet Friday morning.  She's a little cranky and needs to be held.


Ummm... No Deal. I do not find birds cute and cuddly.


$1,000,000 is yours. All you have to do is walk up to the chief of police in New York City and kick him in the nuts 4 times.


No deal.  With the type of protection he must have, you'd never survive long enough to collect, or deliver the last three kicks.

$500 to go to a Cubs game wearing a White Sox hat.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/10/2006 11:30:05 PM   
knees2you


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$300,000 to walk up to Donald Trump
kick Him in the Balls 3 times, then say
"Your Fired!"
 
Deal or No Deal?
 
Ant,

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/11/2006 9:33:50 AM   
andal


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Status: offline 		Deal!! Just give me a few days to mortgage the house....  (Oh nevermind, you are paying ME!!!)

Free OC-12 internet access for life, but you get a popup every 10 seconds that pictures anal lesbian midget bestiality scat porn.  Deal or no deal!!

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/11/2006 10:15:38 AM   
Evanesce


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Free OC-12 internet access for life, but you get a popup every 10 seconds that pictures anal lesbian midget bestiality scat porn.  Deal or no deal!!


Popups???!!!!  No deal!!!
 
$2K to stand on a street corner in nothing but fishnets, thong and a bustier for ten hours and collect money for charity.

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