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pahunkboy -> 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried to (2/5/2011 9:15:57 PM)

02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church
Benedict XVI has tried to scotch rumours that he carries an organ donor card after his secretary revealed that his ascension to the position of Holy Father means he is no longer able to bequeath his body parts to lesser mortals.




dragonbutter -> RE: 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried to (2/5/2011 9:23:14 PM)

I wouldn't have thought that 83 year-old organs were in much of a demand.  Maybe I'm wrong though.




pahunkboy -> RE: 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried to (2/5/2011 9:42:15 PM)

He need not flatter himself. 




tweakabelle -> RE: 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried to (2/5/2011 9:47:50 PM)

Who cares about his body bits? I want his jewellery and frocks! [:D]




Termyn8or -> RE: 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried to (2/6/2011 4:37:14 AM)

Those are his bodt bits.

T^T




MrRodgers -> RE: 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried to (2/6/2011 4:41:56 AM)

Surely it's all of those drugs and unprotected sex.

Yes, how many people need 80something organs ? Even I couldn't use them.

Now this is catholic chutzpa.....




sirsholly -> RE: 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried to (2/6/2011 4:51:54 AM)

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his ascension to the position of Holy Father means he is no longer able to bequeath his body parts to lesser mortals.
that is just so...so....catholic of them.

Assholes.




tazzygirl -> RE: 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried to (2/6/2011 5:00:35 AM)

LOL.. want an 83 year old liver? Or his skin for grafts?

Come on people! [8|]




Moonhead -> RE: 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried (2/6/2011 5:08:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers
Yes, how many people need 80 something organs ? Even I couldn't use them.

Cannibals who aren't picky eaters?
(Can't think of anybody else offhand...)




sirsholly -> RE: 02-04-2011: Pope's organs are too holy to donate to mortals, says Church Benedict XVI has tried to (2/6/2011 5:40:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

LOL.. want an 83 year old liver? Or his skin for grafts?

Come on people! [8|]
Taz...partial liver transplants mean more than one person can benefit from the donation of one organ.

Makes ya wonder how many his nose could take care of...






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