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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 10:03:34 AM   
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I so agree, Subtle..

to me the comparing genitalia is so MALE.. LOL

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 10:15:22 AM   
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You got that right!!! Way to dude-ish!!

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 10:46:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I so agree, Subtle..

to me the comparing genitalia is so MALE.. LOL



Excuse me? We don't all go around checking out other bloke's bits you know.





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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 11:03:37 AM   
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Now I have this mental image of women at a Tupperware party, comparing clit size......


Did it include rulers?  Mine did.

On a side note I really don't understand all of the labia plastic surgery.

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 11:43:37 AM   
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Mine's three feet wide and shaped like an asterisk. It's mildly embarrassing and makes walking kinda tricky. 

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 1:20:10 PM   
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Mine's three feet wide and shaped like an asterisk. It's mildly embarrassing and makes walking kinda tricky. 

I can vouch that this is utterly true.

It makes oral sex rather difficult. I have to make sure I keep hydrated.

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 2:08:54 PM   
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Mine's three feet wide and shaped like an asterisk. It's mildly embarrassing and makes walking kinda tricky. 



rofl

I speed read that and saw "makes wanking difficult".



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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 2:11:18 PM   
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quote:

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Mine's three feet wide and shaped like an asterisk. It's mildly embarrassing and makes walking kinda tricky. 



rofl

I speed read that and saw "makes wanking difficult".





That too, I have to use both hands.

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 2:18:52 PM   
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I once went with a girl that had a clitoris that was the spitting image of peter lorre, but she was mean, so I left her.

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 2:19:44 PM   
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Does that mean you come twice as powerfully? Or twice as fast? Or just twice?   



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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 3:43:26 PM   
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Does that mean you come twice as powerfully? Or twice as fast? Or just twice?   





Well it's too big to stimulate it all at once so quite often different bits of it start coming at different times. It's kinda like spinning plates trying to synchronise it all into a consistent overall orgasm.

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 9:26:35 PM   
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Suspects some ppl doubted my Monster Cock

BadOne

Just for the record, I never doubted it!!



'Course..i thought you said Monster Crock, but that is beside the point.

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/17/2011 10:57:26 PM   
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First I ever heard of this was a male D who told me that his sub was easily humiliated by his bringing up the small size of her clit. He loved to torment her with comments about it's 'inadequate' size.

I have to admit, it was a 'WTF?' moment for me, as I had never given a thought to the size of mine nor heard any fem 'locker room' talk about 'comparing'.
...and TBH, any male that tried to use the above listed tactic on me would likely get 'if you can't find it, I'll draw you a map' in return 

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/18/2011 10:55:34 AM   
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FR,

Actually there is one woman who is very concerned about clitoris size
but it is part of her job.  And most of you ladies have a much larger one
than you think, if she is correct.

"For two millennia it was a "little hill" - the meaning of kleitoris,
its root word in Greek.


But an Australian urologist, Dr Helen O'Connell, has revealed that the clitoris is shaped more like a mountain than a hill. 

Her work is forcing a re-write of anatomy books and a rethink among medical professionals. The findings could also have repercussions for women coping with continence problems. The clitoris rivals the penis in size."  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/5013866.stm

Not surprising that it took a woman to figure this out. 







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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/18/2011 3:38:49 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: SailingBum

Suspects some ppl doubted my Monster Cock

BadOne

Just for the record, I never doubted it!!



'Course..i thought you said Monster Crock, but that is beside the point.



Dat's my hot lil slut. I do have both .... wonders does that make me a switch???

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RE: Big Clitted & Proud Of It? - 2/18/2011 3:47:32 PM   
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I once went with a girl that had a clitoris that was the spitting image of peter lorre, but she was mean, so I left her.


One can only hope you are this witty in real life. Probably not when getting a bj, but the rest of the time?

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