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That poor dietician. I fear for the species. - 2/16/2011 9:16:50 PM

MadamAurantia

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I had a visit with the campus dietitian expert guy today, to make sure I was eating right. I know the basics, but with my medical history I wanted to have the expert's OK on the matter. All groovy so far. He told me to keep up the good eating. I love veggies and fruits!

But apparently a chick earlier in the day had left him brain-fried. He had pointed to a place on her food journal, saying that THIS was horrible. He had told her to eat more healthy food.

"But doctor, you told me to keep my diet colorful to keep it balanced!"

"I didn't mean that you should be eating a pound of Skittles for lunch every day!"

Truth is stranger than fiction, and funnier. I could not make that s*** up, it would be too unbelievable.