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LadySonelle -> RE: Best Phrases (10/27/2004 7:08:36 PM)
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All of the following are from the late Donnie Rice, who taught Me.
"If your heart is black, it does not matter what color your dungeon walls are."
"You aren't *really* serious about S/m until you've thought out what you'd do with the body when a scene goes bad."
"The phrase 'what goes around comes around' assumes you are still in the same place after pulling shit. If you are, you deserve whatever happens to you!"
"That which does not kill me... had better run like Hell!!"
"You can ALWAYS tell a switch by how they handle a flogger... they *always* catch *themselves* on the backswing!"
What do you MEAN 'don't cringe'?! I LIKE cringe!"
And a few from Toymaker:
"Speaking as an engineer, I just want to know what it is that killed me."
"Well, I got the gravity boots and back-swing for my back... but I'm having more fun with it on my bottom!"
"Oooh! Nipple clamps with LED flashers! Now THAT'S *TRICK*!!"
And some from J.S. in SF:
"I just like to like, majorly piss off the Dominant Paradigm, y'know?"
"Annoying the Powers That Be is, like, for me, the Supreme Categorical Imperative and all that stuff."
"Well, like, what FUN is it if it doesn't OFFEND somebody?!"
"Ouch!? Hell, I just STARTED!! Ouch LATER!"
"Just because I am not, like, CONSIDERED a 'Terror Top' does not mean I don't want to BE a Terror Top!!"
And finally, from the late Big Mama:
"PHOENECIA! Climb down off'n that fireplug an' pull yer dress down, we's got COMP'NY!"
"I'll *thank* you to keep a civil tongue in my ass!"
"Girlchild, what THAT fairy knows about sex. *I* have forgotten.... deliberately!"
"Ohhh, *there's* one I'd love to tie to a table!" (said of a cutie on Polk street)
Lady Sonelle
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