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0ldhen -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/9/2011 8:41:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I'm not well-versed in Satanic tongue.



Um...dude....any D should be well versed in tongue....just sayin'.



Oh you'd like that wouldn't you? 




See previous post.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/9/2011 8:50:07 PM)

I'd rather just imprison you all in my castle and have you reenact Les Miserables.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/9/2011 9:07:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I'd rather just imprison you all in my castle and have you reenact Les Miserables.

Does the castle come with all the required furniture and window and wall dressings and utilities? Oh, and don't forget the candelabras.

i can't sing worth a shizz, but can i audition for the part of Eponine, please?




NocturnalStalker -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/9/2011 9:13:14 PM)

No, but you can be chained to my bed and audition for a different part altogether.

Too sudden?




dreamofthemoon -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/9/2011 9:20:07 PM)

Nope. [:D]




MaxsGirl -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/9/2011 10:37:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

i can't sing worth a shizz, but can i audition for the part of Eponine, please?


As long as I can play Gavroche.  I make a fetching little Dickensian orphan. [:D]




0ldhen -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/10/2011 5:35:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

No, but you can be chained to my bed and audition for a different part altogether.

Too sudden?



only if your Troll payments for use and rental of said subbie are up to date.




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/12/2011 7:05:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MaxsGirl

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

i can't sing worth a shizz, but can i audition for the part of Eponine, please?


As long as I can play Gavroche.  I make a fetching little Dickensian orphan. [:D]


Yer a fetch'n lil anything darlin.
SLURP~




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 1:21:45 PM)

I have another cataclysm to drop on the world. I figured this would help clear up some rumors and actually cut down on SAM and Princess mail
______________________________________________________________________________________________

~Troll House Slave Factory~

There is a viscous rumor going around that I, FukinTroll, trains submissives... they are just rumors.


Here are the facts:

I do not train submissives, bottoms, Tops, Dominants or switches. I train slaves.


I do not care what label you attach to yourself, if you are pursuing me for training there is only one label that I train: SLAVES. I do not care what label you wear once I have polished and refined you, that is your deal, deal with it I am done.


I do not play semantics games, you are slave, I am Master, you are here to learn to serve and be the most attractive natural slave boy or girl you can be. So before I start wrapping your head around the vernacular of my curriculum we are going to get some stuff strait.


You are pursuing me to train you. That requires lot's of mail from you. Once I am convinced that you are indeed trainable then we can really talk.
 
I only train slaves: You need trained, your agenda is all about being trained, you live and breathe service to your "________" wuteva. Again, I only train slaves and that means your agenda brought you to me because you heard a rumor that I am very fucking good at it and you are ready to surrender everything and listen, do as instructed and utter-- at the most-- Yes Sir.


I will learn all of your values, limitations, desires and hard limits and work with you from there. I do not particularly care what kind of physical condition you are in, all I care about is that mentally and emotionally you are capable of making sound and reasonable decisions for yourself. If you are not, do not bother contacting me.


Physical limitations mean nothing when the body is being powered by a slave heart. The willingness to put "_______" as the priority of your life second only to you.

I bet that last bit confused the hell out of you. You have to come to the realization that you are the priority, that nothing is more valuable than you and the submission you have to offer. The only way I can help you is if you understand and accept your self worth. Then we can find "X" that is the exceptional match for you. I cannot give you perfect or even pretend that perfect exists, I can help you find exceptional once you surrender yourself to me and allow me to know all the things that make you tick and see all the facets that compose you. I can give you the skills to be an exceptional slave, but I can only direct you to an exceptional match if you are absolutely honest with me.

  • Slave: That is what you are while under my care and instruction.

  • Service: That is what you learn to do. Domestic, aesthetic, passionate, entertainment, romantic and professional (I will apply discipline to your career or guide you into a career that you would shine in, lawfully of course). 

  • Dominant: Man, woman, cat or dog... doesn't matter. If that is their label, when I send you to perform a service you will perform to the best of your ability. Largely all service among D's is domestic, much like serving a dinner party or doing maid/butler work.

  • Master/Mistress: This is the more appropriate semantic for wiitid for you. When sent or employed as a service slave you are going to serve the Master or Mistress of that particular castle.

  • Character: I am tearing you down to the basic levels of your submission and building you back up again so that everything I teach you is awe inspiring. You leave me with skills, talents, abilities but most important of all-- Dignity. You will become very proud of yourself and what you can do and be very dignified while doing it.

  • Focus: I will instill in you skills that allow you to focus your day to day life and the erratic challenges of what is your life.

  • Safety/Protection: The most valuable skills I will be able to give you is the ability to protect yourself and conduct your life in wiitwd safely.

If you have read this far you are off to a good start.




Jennislut -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 1:46:20 PM)

hmmmm
trollop or victim - victim or trollop

its just so hard to decide - couldnt you guys work out a time share or something. it would make my life so much easier - and lord knows i am all about the easy.




LaTigresse -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 1:54:11 PM)

You're such a cute little troll when you go and try to get all dominant like![;)]




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 1:58:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

You're such a cute little troll when you go and try to get all dominant like![;)]


Thankies doll. Iz yer kneez gettin all gooey yet?

SLURP~




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 2:00:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jennislut

hmmmm
trollop or victim - victim or trollop

its just so hard to decide - couldnt you guys work out a time share or something. it would make my life so much easier - and lord knows i am all about the easy.


Um... jus so ya know, in Trollish the word victim is pronounced Trollop.

SLURP~




LaTigresse -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 2:04:50 PM)

My knees do not goo!




Arpig -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 2:06:32 PM)

But I bet you make plenty of trollop's knees goo. [;)]




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 2:08:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

My knees do not goo!


You know its never been about your knees with me baby. YOU GET MY LEZBO ALL FIRED UP!!!!

SLURP~




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 2:13:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

But I bet you make plenty of trollop's knees goo. [;)]


Those save vs Troll concupiscence are fukin tuff!
SLURP~




LaTigresse -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 2:16:05 PM)

I am ashamed. I had a time change, brain dead moment and had to look up concupiscence.




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 2:29:30 PM)

The Merriam-Webster sez it is what I have fer you!
SLURP~




LaTigresse -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/14/2011 2:38:40 PM)

I just had to look to see if it was some sort of debilitating, disfiguring, disease. 




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