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RE: What should I do to keep my Mistress/Wife ? - 2/25/2011 2:14:53 PM

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I just spoke to your wife, and she gave me the list of things you must do in order to win her back.

1. Buy the biggest buttplug you can find.

2. Buy orange ducttape.

3. Go to the fountain in your town. Sit on the bench that is on the north side of the fountain.

4. Remove buttplug from the package and stick it in your mouth, until the base of it is up by your lips.

5. Using the ducttape, wrap in a clockwise motion around your head, ten times, making sure to firmly anchor the buttplug and also covering your ears.

6. There will be a lady there, wearing Keds sneakers and a jogging suit. Grunt towards her and waaaave and she will come and secure your arms to your side with the ducttape. She will take a picture and send it to your wife, then she will walk away.

7. This is the most important part! You then sit there, not moving as muscle, until your wife comes, with her scissors, to free you. You then skip off into the sunset, as http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/terry-jacks-seasons-in-the-sun-1974/055511800bd2ddc14250055511800bd2ddc14250-478987420926?q=we+had+joy+we+had+fun+song&FROM=LKVR5>1=LKVR5&FORM=LKVR18 plays.

You may thanks me later.

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RE: What should I do to keep my Mistress/Wife ? - 2/25/2011 4:51:17 PM

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8, Stay off the Internet.

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RE: What should I do to keep my Mistress/Wife ? - 2/25/2011 4:58:03 PM

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Why are you asking help on an internet forum??????

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RE: What should I do to keep my Mistress/Wife ? - 2/25/2011 5:24:42 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

You may thanks me later.

Fuck that; *I'm* thanking you *now*!

Thankyou for the giggles.

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RE: What should I do to keep my Mistress/Wife ? - 2/25/2011 5:55:09 PM

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Here's the advice I would give to most men in your situation:

She wants to trip over an email when she's living with and fucking another guy? She's a hypocrite. You deserve better. Find someone else.

Since your CM name is CuckoldSameh, here's my question to you:

Why are you in a cuckhold relationship when it's obviously not a turn-on for you?

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RE: What should I do to keep my Mistress/Wife ? - 2/25/2011 6:02:57 PM

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You've missed a big segment of the story defiant - try reading back over his last thread about why his wife/mistress is doing what she is ... it's kind of humorous, actually.

Edited to add link: some history

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