siouxie
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I found these in a car insurance magazine – a selection of claim form submissions, attempting to explain the reasons behind some very bizarre accidents. And yes, they are true.
“The car in front hit the pedestrian, but he got up so i hit him again.”
“I was going about 70-80mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles, so i lost control.”
“I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.”
“I am sure the old fellow would never make it to the side of the road so i struck him.”
“The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.”
“I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman, as he bounced off the roof of my car.”
One particular claimant collided with a cow. The questions on the claim form were:
Q – What warning was given by you? A – Horn.Q – What warning was given by the other party? A – Moo.
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[/end sarcasm]
My therapist says that would not be appropriate just now
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