HandSolo
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Yup. As above, booze enemas are not particularly painful, but are potentially fatal. As the OP is interestes in painful enemas, I'd suggest the usual, mild/safe solutions, but at room temperature, maybe a bit below. Feels like somebody is twirling a fork in your intestine, as if they were attacking a plate of pasta. For violent cramping, dissolve 8oz or so of molasses in a half gallon or so of milk. If you don't use an inflatable nozzle, expect it to come back out as fast as it goes in. Another tough one is to put a half teaspoon or so of red pepper in the coffee maker, and brew a pot. It doesn't burn like one would expect, but cramps and aches badly. Any of the above can be used occasionally at little to no risk. The most dangerous is probably the cool solution, if you went overboard it could cause hypothermia.
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