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Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/8/2011 2:09:59 PM

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Go ahead, rant you'll feel better.

my WTF moment of the week has to be reading the last letter from school. They want a copy of my college transcripts and my ACT scores.

Firstly, i have never been to college, so such documentation cannot exist.

Lastly, i have told them many times that i never took the ACT nor SAT. i have told them many times that i was home schooled, as if they couldn't catch on to this by the grocery list on the back of my high school transcripts.

* head desk *

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/8/2011 4:40:47 PM

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my WTF moment of the day was probably the message from the guy expecting some ridiculous entitlement to my time, or expecting to be able to talk down to me, just because we have similarly productive melanocytes.
yeah no.
i admit i field a lot of that shit, and i'm pretty sick of it.

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/8/2011 4:44:25 PM

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my WTF moment of the day was expecting to be able to handle an extreme Master, realizing full well that i am not ready for it just yet being three months into the lifestyle

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/8/2011 10:42:01 PM

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my WTF moment was at work, when I had put up the sign on the desk that says I've stepped away for a few moments (usually meaning I've gone to the bathroom), using the desk bell to anchor the sign.. and some fucktard MOVED the sign, and started slamming the bell...

what part of the sign you physically had to touch was incomprehensible, you friggin twatwaffle? gawd...

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/9/2011 9:05:15 AM

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my WTF moment was at work, when I had put up the sign on the desk that says I've stepped away for a few moments (usually meaning I've gone to the bathroom), using the desk bell to anchor the sign.. and some fucktard MOVED the sign, and started slamming the bell...

what part of the sign you physically had to touch was incomprehensible, you friggin twatwaffle? gawd...

Your workplace sounds like fun...I think if I manage to visit a certain lovely couple in FL this summer as well as a certain Mister and you are still there...then I think I need to go and check if that sign is placed accordingly *sneaks a huge loud bell into her suitcase*

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/9/2011 9:08:36 AM

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My WTF moment was getting fired last week despite being the top revenue producing salesperson out of 12.

When I said, WTF?? They said, we need more revenue. When I asked why the other salespeople who have not sold a thing are still here, they had no response, just saying it is not working out.

This, after a year of working my ass off and bringing in a ton of money.

And no, I cannot sue them, it is an "at will" company, which is fucking annoying.

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/9/2011 9:13:33 AM

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My WTF moment of the YEAR so far....

Someone is anonymously messaging Master. They have given him a week to stop abusing me or set me free.

Seriously WTF?????

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/9/2011 9:40:16 AM

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Attending a phone meeting at work today and listening to someone say "irregardless" four times in 20 minutes.

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/9/2011 2:57:22 PM

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I think this will top all my WTF moments for a long time....

Finding out that there will be an addition to my family - as in younger brother or sister....
~that and my Mom decided to 'Facebook' the news to everyone first! -eek, what a way to find out!

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/9/2011 5:32:24 PM

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ORIGINAL: sophiesback

My WTF moment of the YEAR so far....

Someone is anonymously messaging Master. They have given him a week to stop abusing me or set me free.

Seriously WTF?????

As long as he keeps the lease payments up he can keep kicking the crap out of you. However, my WTF moment would be having to reposes damaged goods.
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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/9/2011 6:56:44 PM

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Yesterday morning, around 8.20am I'm woken up by the sound of my entryphone buzzer. I go and answer.

'Hello?'
'Ah hello. Is that Mr B?'
'No, it's Mizz B.'
'I'm sorry?'
'It's Mizz B. I'm transgendered. Who is this?'
'It's Television Licensing.'
'What again? How can I help you?'
'Our records show Sir that there's ...'
'Look, I've already said I'm transgendered. My first name's Stella. Call me Stella, okay?'
'Okay Sir..'
'No you listen Sir, and listen carefully. You are from the Television Licensing people. My gender identity is none of your business. Once again my name is Stella. You were saying?'
'Sir if you will let me finish. Our records show that there's no television licence registered for this address. And I've come to find out why.'
'Simple. I don't have a television.'
'And no equipment which can receive live television transmissions?'
'Well I get voices in my head. They might be from the BBC. My doctor says it's mental illness. Do I need a licence for the voices in my head?'
'No Sir.I'm afraid..'
'Well then, as I explained to the previous two visitors and in writing about half a dozen times I do not own a television. And I will repeat myself once again I am Stella, Mizz B, not Mr B.'
'But sir, our records show that you are Mr B.'
'Yeah right, and my records show that you are a bunch of f*cktards. Clear now?'

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RE: Your WTF Moment of the Day. - 3/9/2011 7:22:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback

My WTF moment of the YEAR so far....

Someone is anonymously messaging Master. They have given him a week to stop abusing me or set me free.

Seriously WTF?????

As long as he keeps the lease payments up he can keep kicking the crap out of you. However, my WTF moment would be having to reposes damaged goods.
SLURP~

I'll pass that along... Could you call off your dog that's harassing him then?

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