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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:41:36 PM

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Last bid post on page 10 gets you for thirty days. If they paypal you or MO, whatever you will be virtual slave for 30 days. Chat, mail, cam, calls, you tell me what you slavery will be.

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Well since I'll be a virtual slave, I reckon it won't kill me.

Unless my Master decides to lop my virtual head off ...

Omg I better be a good slave then!

What was never said, slave? Now get on your knees!

LOL

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:46:41 PM

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OMG backed into a corner by a freakin smiley face mutt!

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:55:02 PM

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I keep noticing *all* these people reading this thread.

Ya know, ya'll are allowed to contribute.

You dont even have to bid.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:58:42 PM

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OMG backed into a corner by a freakin smiley face mutt!

rofl

No. You put yourself in the corner. I just told you that you were there.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 1:59:19 PM

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LoL darq I'm half tempted to bid just cause of your name. My Lord is Lord DarkMasque. He'd love to have you I'm sure. LoL To bad we're not into "virtual" This is an interesting thread though. I'm sure whomever get's you will have lots of fun.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:02:21 PM

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Heck, I'm not into virtual. She'll be the boredest slave ever. And seeing as I won't even end up paying, she won't owe me much anyway. It's a good way to get out of cyber.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:03:33 PM

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The bidding process itself has been more fun than I've had on a forum in quite some time, Lady Jen.

I swear I've laughed more ... Especially at some of the emails this little thread has inspired. Its been too much fun.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:03:51 PM

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LoL benji. I got to thinking. Our wedding anniversary is coming up late this month and she'd make a good present. *sighs* Oh for 250 to spend lol

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:04:50 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Last bid post on page 10 gets you for thirty days. If they paypal you or MO, whatever you will be virtual slave for 30 days. Chat, mail, cam, calls, you tell me what you slavery will be.

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ORIGINAL: darq

Well since I'll be a virtual slave, I reckon it won't kill me.

Unless my Master decides to lop my virtual head off ...

Omg I better be a good slave then!

No. You put yourself in the corner. I just told you that you were there.

Yours,

benji

What was never said, slave? Now get on your knees!

LOL

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OMG backed into a corner by a freakin smiley face mutt!

rofl
No. You put yourself in the corner. I just told you that you were there.

Yours,

benji

Both of you in the corner by your dish and lay down! Jesus, thats what happens when subs try to master.... I am a professional and you try to do this at home....

Makes me look like a wanna be.....

LOL,
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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:04:51 PM

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$201 would outbid him ...

Wait, I don't even *know* this Lord Dark Masque ... *scrambles to go check his profile*

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:05:18 PM

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darq I can only imagine. I'll be nice and not spam your box though. I'm nice enough to chat through the forums. (At least at first )

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:06:11 PM

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*giggles*

The sad thing is, both benji and I are puppies ... We're probably going to end up chasing each other's tails and chewing slippers for 30 days.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:07:42 PM

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Ooo I like puppies. Hehehe Don't like the chewing on slippers parts though. That calls for a rolled up newspaper on the backside.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:10:21 PM

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Gotta watch benji and the newspaper ... Rumor has it, he isn't house trained. You may need it for sopping up his messes more than beating his (or my!) bottom.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:12:17 PM

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I wouldn't be bidding on benji though. I'd be bidding on you. So him I'm not concerned about.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:42:34 PM

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Both of you in the corner by your dish and lay down! Jesus, thats what happens when subs try to master.... I am a professional and you try to do this at home....

Makes me look like a wanna be.....

LOL,
Ron

Originally, I was gonna make fun of Ron for his shitty quoting. Then I made an ass of myself by not being able to do it either. So I will just stand in my corner and cry.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 2:58:05 PM

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LOL poor lil puppy ...

Lady Jen,

I'm very well housetrained ... I've only ever been hit with a newspaper once before and that was by a boss at a job.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 4:37:10 PM

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This is just too sad. All those dom/mes out there and a puppy wins the bid? If it happens I swear I'll cry!!

Darq, create a proper slave auction thread, and move this to there...maybe dom/mes just aren't into creepy masturbation?

Cin

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 4:40:29 PM

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LOL Cin

But I don't want a Dom/me who took the easy route. I want to know I was sought out and discovered in the unlikeliest of places ...

It is sad that the pup is winning though.

*sighs*

I was sooooooo looking forward to being dominated .. Virtually.

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RE: creepy masturbation tips - 5/10/2006 4:51:13 PM

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LOL Cin

But I don't want a Dom/me who took the easy route. I want to know I was sought out and discovered in the unlikeliest of places ...

Alright then, girly, it's your call. ::sigh::

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