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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 5:35:45 AM   
Selectivelight


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I've never bothered to name my penis. I find the idea of personifying it about as appealing as a woman who calls her period "Aunt Flo".

Though I've considered dressing it up in a little business suit and photographing it...  I think it'd be worth a laugh or two.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 5:42:45 AM   
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I dont call it anything special. The ladies who have the distinct privelege of meeting Him up close and personal. That's a different story.


"Him", capitalized, is a name.

A special name.

Firm


ya got a point.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 5:55:13 AM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 5:56:38 AM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 6:03:56 AM   
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As far as names for dicks, my all time favorite is "johnson."  That just cracks me up.

Just for you, DD!
http://www.bigjohnson.com/cgi-bin/disppage_new.cgi?id=20040627212301&p=0




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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 6:45:07 AM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 8:35:51 AM   
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If I told anyone Shorey's nickname for his medium manmeat, he'd most likely kill me.


He's only "medium"? 

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 9:09:31 AM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 10:05:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Selectivelight

Tiny Tim! ... Aw, crap...

I've never bothered to name my penis. I find the idea of personifying it about as appealing as a woman who calls her period "Aunt Flo".

Though I've considered dressing it up in a little business suit and photographing it...  I think it'd be worth a laugh or two.


*tiptoes through the tulips*
When you do, please keep this thread in mind.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 12:24:41 PM   
Selectivelight


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ORIGINAL: poise


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ORIGINAL: Selectivelight

Tiny Tim! ... Aw, crap...

I've never bothered to name my penis. I find the idea of personifying it about as appealing as a woman who calls her period "Aunt Flo".

Though I've considered dressing it up in a little business suit and photographing it...  I think it'd be worth a laugh or two.


*tiptoes through the tulips*
When you do, please keep this thread in mind.


Certainly, Ooh, I'm going to give it little glasses and a tiny newspaper too... Darn it, now you have me -wanting- to share this. I never could resist a good photo op.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 1:32:45 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 1:36:56 PM   
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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 4:04:11 PM   
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I hate everything that has ever existed.

AAHHIIEEEE!!  Me too!!!  Ebil spiders again, dammit!!

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 7:25:07 PM   
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Q: Why do men name their penises?

A: They don't want a stranger making 90% of their decisions for them.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 7:27:31 PM   
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Q: Why do men name their penises?

A: Because all great monuments deserve a great name.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 7:29:57 PM   
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Q: Why do men name their penises?

A: Because they're our best friend! We're always shaking hands with him, and we want to introduce him to every cute girl we meet!!

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 7:32:39 PM   
FirmhandKY


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Q: Why do men name their penises?

A: Because we can...

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 7:34:04 PM   
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Q: Why do men name their penises?

A: Because it would be suspicious for them to name someone else's penis.

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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 7:44:50 PM   
FirmhandKY


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RE: Let's talk about "Penis Knicknames." - 3/22/2011 7:50:24 PM   
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A person who hasn't given their dick a name ... is a woman.

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