Termyn8or
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FR Hmmm, this doesn't sound like the end of the world then. We have an accomplished cook and a chemistry guy saying the texture might be affected. In most things texture schmexture really. I don't even think of making sunny side upsters anymore. Neve fails. If I am going to fork em up anyway, the go into the bowl with perfect yolks, but if I want them sunny side up the yolks almost always break. This might be hereditary, it caused my Grandmother's divorce. Really, he used to beat her ass for breaking the yolks. If my family saw him burning to death on the street they would surely help him out - perhaps with some nice gasoline courtesy of HK :-) Back in the day he could also enjoy the sweet flavor of some tetra-ethyl lead. However it is obvious that if the shells are not broken there are no petroleum distillates or anything else in there that Mother nature did not intend. Nothing should be missing either really. Thinking about it, the protein should still be there, where would it go ? It might not be protein anymore but what is freezing when you are going to dump them in a vat of hydrochloric acid anyway ? (my tummy) From what I've gleaned, I'd bet that the membrane between yolk and white would be destroyed, making them inseparable. But then I have about as much chance of separating eggs as I do of winning the gold medal in Women's gymnastics. Years ago I saw a device advertised that would scramble the egg whil still in it's shell, WTF do I need that for ? Apparently all I have to do is look at it funny. I think I can do it with a thought actually. I just think about that runny yolk with my toast dipped in it and POOF. I mean there's nothing better than a nice thick slice of toast with about a stick of butter on it dripping all over the table, and involking the tought from about twenty feet away has probably already scrambled all of them. Now it makes me think of making some kash. Last weekend it was my famous pizza. I couldn't get the crust quite right because the secrets of the bread making machine died with the olman. Now this is not like everything else in this house. The general consensus here is "I am sure there are at least three of those in this house somewhere, so you know what we are going to do - buy another one". I am serious, I can relate the story of the hacksaw incident, or better yet the wheelbarrell incident. But this is different. This cannot be store boughten. Just like the olman's cheesecake recipe from 1953 or so, not sure but it was written before I was born. All family members are searching feverishly for the pizza dough recipe, but that is OT because there are no eggs in it. By now I am starting to wonder just what is the freezing point of eggs ? Somwhere near the freezing point of fresh mushrooms because they were frozen solid as well. Hmmm, perhaps an experiment involving a mushroom omelet. You've heard of twice baked potatoes, this would ne once frozen ummmm, maybe goop. Scrambled eggs are pretty much goop anyway. I think with dumplings the trick might be to boil them longer. I have already learned the hard way that if you make them that way they are NOT done once they float. I mean REALLY not done. I imagine the effect on an omelette would not work quite the same way. But now as M2G2kTr ( or whatever, how the hell did you come by that handle ? ) said, I could live on the edge. If I don't disappear I guess all is well. Living on the edge is nothing new to me, in fct Tuesday I finally got my eye fixed and went to work today. My opthamologist would fall over if she saw the place. Stitches still in my eye until next Wednesday, she stresses not getting the eye infected, purporting it as near worse than death. But then what do I care ? LOL Of course there is the danger of flammable fatulence. Hey, the water bill is late but the insurance is paid up :-) I might get another free remodeling job out of it. Last time though "no structural changes are permitted" we had them move a bathroom. Ever try to move a bathroom ? I wonder what they would think of a putting in a grow room so I could grow my "tomatoes". Don't ask me why there is a hydrostat and a barostat to maintain the environment. The tomato expert said so :-) So, right now I'm thinking it may be a bit impractical to fry frozen eggs. I mean, I could see them roling atround in the frying pan right now. Should I thaw them in the microwave or would I be better off just sitting them in a bowl on the kitchen table ? (note the microwave is already about due for a good cleaning, sometime this year) Of course I'd bet I could use them in potato pancakes, since I loathe potato pancakes. Only one person got me to eat them, and they did it by presenting me with a 16 oz. container of sour cream. This guy was a Byelorus, and you know they call halubkis halumkis and don't put sour cream on them ? No wonder that country is so fucked up. Halubkis without sour cream are like rice with absolutely nthing in it or on it, compounded by the fact that today's ground meats don't have enough of that icky looking white stuff. Which brings us to another point to ponder. Other than the things I mentioned, what the hell are eggs used in other than those mentuioned ? I am not going to make keesh, kash yes, but not keesh(sp). I bet Pam knows how to spell it, but "real Men can't spell quiche". <(also sp) Back later, I must consult consulting with my local hillbilly about what to do with these frozen eggs. And I bet you all thought I meant embryos for future test tube,,,,,, chickens I guess. Silly, it would be in the religion section, the sanctity of life and all that bullshit T^T
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