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Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates - 10/7/2004 12:50:34 PM

Mercnbeth

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I can see all you sub men bringing crayfish to your next session with your Dom/me. The question is, was this man really napping or was it just the story he told at the emergency room? You know; "I don't know how that hamster got into my anus." And it ate it afterwards. What a 'good-boy'!

Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates

A 23-year-old young man decided to take a nap lying in the shallow water of a stream in the woods. The day was rather hot, and it did not take the man long to fall asleep. The awakening, the Serbian newspaper Glas Javnosi wrote, was horrible - a crayfish clinched its pincers on the man's penis.

The poor guy failed to get rid of the animal and had to call an ER doctor for help. The young man had to survive several very unpleasant minutes. First of all, the clinch hurt, but it made the man's penis become erected too. When a female doctor touched the man's genitals to remove the stubborn crayfish, the man started ejaculating. Luckily, the quick operation had a happy ending: the guy still has his penis, although he cooked and ate the crayfish.

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RE: Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates - 10/7/2004 3:04:12 PM

magiqual

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He must have been a professional athelete -- he came through in the clinch.

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RE: Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates - 10/9/2004 12:31:11 PM

LadyShoshin

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Geez, how many other things that make you cum can you cook & eat if you are a man. I thought people took their date to dinner BEFORE sex.

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RE: Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates - 10/14/2004 10:16:58 AM

EmptyEyes

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That's hilarious. Kinda scares me though, that one would kill and eat his little friend. :(

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RE: Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates - 10/14/2004 9:59:12 PM

GoddessDustyGold

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Well, I guess W/we should give some extra thought about napping on a nude beach? Or falling asleep while naked in a stream? I keep wondering how he got in touch with the ER Doc!

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RE: Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates - 10/15/2004 8:36:09 AM

INSIDEYOURMIND

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I am guessing it went like this,
OUCH..................AHHHHHHHHHH........................BURP!

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RE: Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates - 10/17/2004 2:16:10 PM

IservBlkKingPaPa

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Hmmm....this slave is thinking there is more to this story than meets the eye

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RE: Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates - 10/26/2004 11:03:12 AM

srahfox

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NO NO Really I was sleeping, I swear! Damn it! Now I'm thinking of all the things you can have sex with and then eat.

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RE: Crayfish clinches man's penis. The man ejaculates - 10/26/2004 12:11:06 PM

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Not on subject, but an amusing visual nonetheless: my spouse and some friends from grad school went skinny dipping and a wasp stung one of the other men on his penis. He found a thrown out jar, filled it with water and soaked his penis in it all the way home. Makes me smile just to think about it.

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