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iluvgassygirls -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/27/2011 10:16:20 PM)

ty jenni , your prob the nicest person to post yet lol



poise -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/28/2011 5:20:17 AM)

[image]http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/f/fart-2209.gif[/image] Here's one for ya, Matt. Happy Monday!



DarkSteven -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/28/2011 7:33:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: iluvgassygirls

ty jenni , your prob the nicest person to post yet lol


She IS a sweetie.  Once I convince her that she's not a lesbian and to come to Colorado, she'll be MINE!



LadyRian -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/28/2011 8:05:51 AM)

*Starts humming * "Dust in the Wind"....



strangedesire -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/28/2011 9:47:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

She IS a sweetie.  Once I convince her that she's not a lesbian and to come to Colorado, she'll be MINE!



I've never heard THAT one before.



Jennislut -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/28/2011 10:23:38 AM)

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She IS a sweetie. Once I convince her that she's not a lesbian and to come to Colorado, she'll be MINE!
here you go ds - problem solved.

http://immersivemedical.com/Sex-Reassignment-Surgery_colorado_3.html

helpful slut
jenni



SomethingCatchy -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/30/2011 6:11:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: iluvgassygirls

well w/e im just trying to be a nice guy as i said im 24 and if ya want to contact me more about just me or my fetish plz contact me at [email address] ty very much on the advice and as i said i pretty much said everything about myself if ya want to know more i aint gunna post it lol just email me lol jeez


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How sad, that all he's got going for him is his fart fetish and nipple rings. I think I'll stick to my guy - at least he's got substance, even if he does fart a lot.



BonesFromAsh -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/30/2011 8:01:29 AM)

Am I the only one who finds it sad that a thread about farting has made it to 3 pages?

Is that what this forum has been reduced to? [8|]



OttersSwim -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/30/2011 8:18:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BonesFromAsh

Am I the only one who finds it sad that a thread about farting has made it to 3 pages?

Is that what this forum has been reduced to? [8|]


It's all just hot air...

[;)]



LadyPact -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/30/2011 8:27:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BonesFromAsh

Am I the only one who finds it sad that a thread about farting has made it to 3 pages?

Is that what this forum has been reduced to? [8|]

That's what happens, Bones.  We don't have a good topic going, so we resort to fart jokes.  When something better comes along, we'll go back to the classier material.



DarkSteven -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/30/2011 9:08:08 AM)

LadyPact, I'm a guy. We don't understand what could possibly BE classier than fart jokes.



LadyPact -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/30/2011 9:11:50 AM)

Yeah.  We've noticed you gents just don't have the same kind of reaction to queef jokes.



BonesFromAsh -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/30/2011 9:22:50 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

That's what happens, Bones.  We don't have a good topic going, so we resort to fart jokes.  When something better comes along, we'll go back to the classier material.



I know you're right, LadyPact, I guess I'm just longing for something a bit more...substantial besides boys with nipple rings and a desire to talk about a fart fetish.

Now, if we were to mix one of your threads on fire play with this guy's fart gig....[sm=anger.gif]



LadyPact -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/30/2011 9:27:32 AM)

Not far off, really.  It's basically the same kind of parlor trick.  Fire play isn't supposed to burn the skin.  Just the fuel source. 

I'm not quite sure that I'd want to be the fuel source via a fart.  Lighting one on fire and aiming it in someone's general direction.  We could take care of the nipple ring problem that way though.



hausboy -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (3/31/2011 8:16:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

LadyPact, I'm a guy. We don't understand what could possibly BE classier than fart jokes.


So true Steven.....for men, Fart = Funny





MasterSlaveLA -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (8/7/2011 12:29:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Really?  I've got a pencil here somewhere.  How attached are you to your eyeballs?



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Rochsub2009 -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (8/7/2011 1:37:36 PM)

This gentleman has just started a new fart thread in General BDSM Discussion.  I've informed him that there are 17 groups on Fetlife that are specifically dedicated to various aspects of farting.  Yet, he's informed me that he doesn't like Fetlife because people "don't talk" on Fetlife.

Frankly, I think what that means is that they've figured out that he's a one-trick pony, and so they're not interested in talking to HIM.

I'd suggest we all do the same.  Ignore the troll.



LadyConstanze -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (8/7/2011 1:55:51 PM)

Nah, I am going to help him out, so he can invite ladies for dinner and they will then encounter flatulence

http://www.beanbible.com/

http://www.recipe4all.com/dishes/bean/



lobodomslavery -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (8/7/2011 2:14:20 PM)

ive farted in munches occassionally i ve let out a fart. its not like i did it deliberately or anything. i dont see anything wrong with it to be honest. i think it shows a Woman or Man that the prospective sub is human. If its done deliberately its objectionable if you cant help it though i think its acceptable. my two cents
kev



lobodomslavery -> RE: has any mistress ever delt with a fart fetish? (8/7/2011 2:19:53 PM)

Just farted there actually. Does anyone find particular food makes them fart like maybe cereal or drink like wine or lemonade or 7up
kev



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