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Let's turn our creativity loose! - 3/29/2011 10:44:47 AM

Hillwilliam

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From the twisted mind of Hillwilliam:

What if Dr Seuss wrote about BDSM?

I will not flog you in a bar.
I will not flog you in a car.
I will not fuck you in the ass.
I will not fuck you with a glass.

I take that collar back you bitch
And leave you crying in a ditch

You're free to go you skanky whore.
Now get your ass outside My door.

NEXT?

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RE: Let's turn our creativity loose! - 3/29/2011 11:07:07 AM

DomMeinCT

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(Taking horrid creative license...)

One Flog, Two Flog, Red Ass, Blue Bruise

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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances:
if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
~ Carl Jung

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RE: Let's turn our creativity loose! - 3/29/2011 1:43:06 PM

flcouple2009

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I will spank you on my knee
I will spank you till you pee

I will yell in glee
while you yell to flee

1 smack, 2 smack, 3 smack more
1 smack, 2 smack, 3 smack whore

I shall gag you with my cock
I shall gag you with my sock

I can make you tick
and oh how I can make you tock

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RE: Let's turn our creativity loose! - 4/8/2011 1:29:22 AM

MissImmortalPain

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One sub two sub boy sub girl sub

Blue sub bright sub old sub new sub

Some are slow and some are true some are old and some are new

Some will clean and some will f*ck and some will really really suck

Why are they bright and blue and suck? I dont know. Go ask a duck.

Some are bi and some are straight. The straight one has a little collar hate.

From there to here, from front to rear, kinky things everywhere.

Here is the wax that likes to run.On the tummy the breasts and the bum.

Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
what alot of kinky things go by

I would keep going but it gets really long.

~~~Why hide it.Why fight it.This is who I am.Now show me who you are~~~

Is is always by way of pain that we arrive at pleasure.

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