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Marc2b -> RE: BE AFRAID (4/22/2011 7:22:05 AM)
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I'll take the new moniker! Not my first idea (I would prefer SUPER DOMLY MAN or something like that) but under the circumstances....
It is somewhat accurate. Most of the time I am an average, vanilla guy but there are indeed limits to how much vanilla I can take... which is where the forays to the cabin in the woods with the gal pal come in. "Fabulous Phallus Handler" was open to such a wide variety of interpetation.
It might mean I am fabulous at handling my phallus,.. well, I do consider my phallus fabulous and I have been know to handle (fabulously) it from time to time, so that is not entierly inaccurate. [:)]
But it could also be taken to mean that I am fabulous at handling phalluses other than my own... which is not true. The only phallus I have ever handled is my (fabulous) own. I am a well documented supporter of gay rights but I wouldn't want there to be any misunderstandings. Sadly, This MISinterpetation has already taken place -- my Who's Viewing Me has had several hits from gay guys.
So... what have I learned from this experience?
I have learned that a Mod with a sense of humor is a dangerous thing (Mod is "Dom" spelled backwards, after all).
I have learned that bunnies, despite there cute, harmless, appearence are evil. Pure fucking evil.
I have learned that my gal pal - despite her vaunted (HARD LIMIT!) "my private life stays off line" policy -occasionally lurks these boards just as I always suspected! Why else would she suddenly be making "fabulous phallus" jokes last night. Coincidence? I don't think so. [>:]
I have learned that alliteration may sound cutsie and witty but carries with it the seeds of one's own destruction.
I have learned to quit while I'm ahead. Actually, I learned that one a long time ago... but for some reason I keep forgetting it.
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