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sunshinemiss -> Sunny Quote of the Day (4/1/2011 3:17:49 PM)

Several people have asked me to compile these into a thread, so I have. I've tried to find them all, but make no promises that the list is complete.

best,
sunshine

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To Capndependable:
”But I am not going to hang around a dumbshit just because they have a right to be stupid.”
There it is folks... quote of the day. Excellent.
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There it is folks, the coveted
Sunny quote of the day
To: Nueva Vida
"You have a very nice bladder. Wanna drink?"
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to LadyPact:

Where else can you sing "if you're happy and you know it" while you're beating someone's ass?

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The
Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to Dark Steven
for
This is gonna get messy.
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In the holiday spirit and knowing we all have some issues around family, today's quote of the day goes to the Divalicious SexyRed!

Sunny
Quote of the day!

Therapists are trained to be objective while families are anything but.
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Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to
Lady Hibiscus
for
an image of the blessed mother made into a bank wasn't good enough---
it needed to be magenta glitter!
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Today's
Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Valyraen

for

I'm starting to feel like I'm running some kinda kinky Noah's Ark here, or a heavy-petting zoo...
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Sunny
Quote of the day goes to
(cue trumpets)
Celtic Prince
for
"a word parser bent on argument"
regardless of whether you agree or disagree with his POV, it is a rare day when an insult is made with "parser" in it.
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Sunny
quote of the day

goes to
sexyred1
for
I cannot believe adults ask these types of questions.
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Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to
pyropup

for

serving a mortal master is outter body bondage; and sex is higher communication, sexual bondage is a dangerous sport; one should understand that the inner bound body of master made privi with total power exchange, should not need training, how do We stop creating slaves as Masters?
(for the simple out of body experience trying to understand it)
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
RapierFugue
for

... my, what a Positive Percy I am today ...
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Rule
for
I have always felt that a forensic team ought to dig up his back garden.
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Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to
LaTigresse
for
Maybe your ass got too big for him to spank.
Does he have small hands?
Perhaps he is having performance anxiety.
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Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to
AquaticSub

for
I think of what we do as a big sundae.
You aren't required to use every topping,
just the ones that are mutually enjoyable
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
0ldhen

for
... if you are a teacher do you go home and grade your husbands lovemaking?
(my response: “Well.....”)
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Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to
KMsAngel
for
every girl needs a hero at some point,
so she realises she's worth rescuing.
P & ORS quotes aren't usually considered for SQotD, but that one won me over. Congrats Angel!
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
NihilusZero
for
My bedroom activities are probably the towards the side of
least suspicious hobbies of mine.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
soul2share
for

What the heck ever happened to common sense?

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Second
Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to
BitaTruble

for
... it's your coloring book,
so you get to choose the crayons you use...
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
OttersSwim

for
(aversion therapy... where) you run the risk of actually enjoying the treatment!
Where in the wide world of sports would you be then!?
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
ShaharThorne
for

I lost my ufo (photo)
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Madame4a
for
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because the cows poop there.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goest to
MistressSassy66

for
...and alas the sheep was no more...
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Honorable Mention:
Let Miss Sunshine translate for you...

Online service = man wants you to order him to jerk off.
(as per the Troll)
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Sunny
quote of the day
goes to
NihilusZero
for
People tend to be solipsistic thinkers.
(I can hear the dictionary pages turning from all the way over here!)
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Greedy Top
because she posts all that cool space stuff!
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
IronBear

for
All others can clap a bull's cunt over their bollicky heads and get fucked.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
LadyPact

for
Please, please, please in the future...... paragraphs.
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Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to
porcelaine

for
Unfortunately decorum must override the carnal ...
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FukinTroll -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/1/2011 3:22:44 PM)

WOOO HOOOO!!! I luv's me some Sunny!

Thank you doll!

Slurp~




sunshinemiss -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/1/2011 3:24:27 PM)

Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Arieno
for
I can find nothing to dislike about knowledge and logic.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
SillyIllySally
for
It doesn't take marriage in order to get to the "hey Asshole and WTF Bitch"!
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Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to
crazyml
for
Take an evening class in Spanish.
You get to chase tail and learn a new language.
win win.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Tantriqu
for
It was like going to a wedding with someone faking Tourette's and deliberately screaming obscenities at you and enjoying themselves immensely.

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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
hejira92
Menopause, Mood Swings, and Masters
...and Alliteration!
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
LanceHughes
for
Cardinal rule?
I call "bullshit".
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Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to
sirsholly
for
shutting me up is about as difficult as nailing Jello to a tree.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
JohnWarren
for
Danger carries the risk of being injured.
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The more I thought about this thread, the more it made me smile (another convert)... Therefore...
Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Jennislut
for
i was surfing youtube and stumbled across a clip by a woman named emmylou harris
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
LadyHibiscus
for
I wasn't. A kumbayah chica back then, either.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
tiggerspoohbear
for
Ima trollop.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
domiguy
for

Two dykes that were heading to a Melissa Etheridge concert decide to stop into a bar and get a drink...

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve lesbos in this bar."

One of the fucking dykes says to the bartender, "Come on give us a drink, and besides, we are not even gay."

Bartender walks towards the pretty lesbo and says, "If you suck my dick then I will know that you like guys and I will pour you a drink."

The pretty lesbian not wearing the shorts and birkenstocks, smiles and says, "Well, come on over here big boy and let's do it!"

As the bartender walks over to the nice looking lesbo, the bull dykey one sneaks around him and jump on his back and starts stabbing him in the neck and the face with a big fucking hunting knife. The cute lez then smashes two bottles of booze over his head, slits his throat and then guts him with her lover's hunting knife. They then pour bacardi 151 all over him and the bar remove his wallet out of his pocket, empty the register and then set the dying man and the bar on fire.

I don't know why lesbians routinely do this kind of shit. But whether you call them lesbos, dykes or queers those motherfuckers are crazy and should not be fucked with.
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Sunny
Quote of the day
goes to Asfixation

for
Fuck you. Joey
Spot the difference
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to Lockit
for
There can be a lot of truth to me, in living an oxymoron type of life.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
wandersalone
for
SB has now been crossed off my to do list and
I am taking applications for that vacancy
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
softweregurl
for
I reject you as members of a real community!
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
Did you use your own good sense?

Actually, I kind of thought this should have been the quote of the day.



Sunny
Quote of the Day
via Lady Pact
goes to
ME!

Did you use your own good sense?

ETA: wish, command... all that.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
RavenMoonSiren
for
...I like to lay in my wetspot.
You can find them at walmart and maybe target...
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Because a picture is worth a thousand words,
Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
needlesandpins

for
(sorry - I can't seem to add her picture here [&o] )

_____________________________
Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Hippiekinkster
for
Yet another reason why
the preservation of books is imperative.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
agirl
for
It's a bloodbath in there!
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
CarpeComa
for
Just because an opinion is widespread does not make it considered or good.
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Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
FullCircle
for
Due to this milk you have the same isotopes in your bones and teeth.
Need a pair of pliers?




sunshinemiss -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/1/2011 3:50:20 PM)

Ah, Troll darling, a pleasure. (blush blush - the Troll lubs me!)




FukinTroll -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/1/2011 3:53:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Ah, Troll darling, a pleasure. (blush blush - the Troll lubs me!)


Never doubt it darlin! You bring the sunshine happy to the boards!

Slurp~




hejira92 -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/1/2011 8:10:32 PM)

Where is the "Like" button around here?




Cuffkinks -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/1/2011 9:17:16 PM)

Awesome!!!!




soul2share -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/2/2011 1:27:18 AM)

Wootles!  I got quoted!!!!!

It takes so little to make me happy.......

YEA Sunny!  [:)]




myotherself -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/2/2011 1:37:33 AM)

Sigh...I sez nothing speshul.

I perused the profundities, pondered my persistence. Then pissed off again.

Oooooh, shiny!




sunshinemiss -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/2/2011 4:31:45 AM)

Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
porcelaine
[sm=cute.gif]
for
Miscreant has such a delightful ring to it.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/2/2011 6:40:40 AM)

I thought that tha Hill dude had one of them :(




porcelaine -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/2/2011 7:38:01 AM)

Thanks doll. You've inspired my latest zingers. [;)]




sunshinemiss -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/2/2011 8:45:37 AM)

You are correct!
It was January 21
(I did warn folks that I didn't think the list was complete... I can only go back 300 posts after all :( )

Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Hillwilliam

for

I ain't gonna spank my monkey in public yaknow.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/2/2011 12:14:53 PM)

There are 3 different kinds of Hookers.  1)  lady of the night,  2) crocheting fiend  3)  a fishing gal...
Guess with one I may... 




sunshinemiss -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/2/2011 5:33:32 PM)

(3 weeks later - I can't believe I missed this)
Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Kana
[sm=cute.gif]
for
This site has been the best thing for my sex life since raw oysters and Spanish Fly.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/2/2011 6:09:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

You are correct!
It was January 21
(I did warn folks that I didn't think the list was complete... I can only go back 300 posts after all :( )

Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Hillwilliam

for

I ain't gonna spank my monkey in public yaknow.


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sunshinemiss -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/4/2011 1:09:52 AM)

Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
Lockit
[sm=cute.gif]
for
Clueless isn't attractive.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/4/2011 2:08:19 AM)

Yay Sunny, I was hoping this thread would happen.

And yay for me, I gots a quote of the day. [;)]




sunshinemiss -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/4/2011 4:46:13 PM)

Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
tyrasia
[sm=cute.gif]
for

Voyeurs are PEEP-le too!




sunshinemiss -> RE: Sunny Quote of the Day (4/6/2011 3:02:17 AM)

Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
PeonForHer
[sm=cute.gif]
for

(Doughnuts are) for
girls, woofters and North Americans only.




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