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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 5:29:04 AM   
givemyall


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can we make him dance for us whilst we sing?
did i see that in the first post - if not i'm sure it ws there in the subtext!!!!!

*sniggers and runs for cover*



OOOOYYYYY you two - whilst you are singing and chatting, Loki is getting his evil way - HELP !

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 5:44:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		Wow! My head is still spinning from the move. Now... where was I? Oh yeah! Debauchery.

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 5:45:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: givemyall


OOOOYYYYY you two - whilst you are singing and chatting, Loki is getting his evil way - HELP !


Help? You want help now, Claire? Geez. You dug the bunker. Okay. Jumps in front of Loki and risks her life to save Claire and getr her back to the bunker safely.

You got more brew to share, Claire? You owe me.


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 5:45:47 AM   
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Wow! My head is still spinning from the move. Now... where was I? Oh yeah! Debauchery.


No you werent - we were being romantic remember lol

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 5:50:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: givemyall


OOOOYYYYY you two - whilst you are singing and chatting, Loki is getting his evil way - HELP !


Help? You want help now, Claire? Geez. You dug the bunker. Okay. Jumps in front of Loki and risks her life to save Claire and getr her back to the bunker safely.

You got more brew to share, Claire? You owe me.




Ohhhh thanks for that Wytchy - I have so much to tell you lol.... here have a brew and get comfy

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 5:55:42 AM   
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Jumps in front of Loki and gets tossed over his shoulder. Tossed down next to Claire to be the debauchery snack



Romance is for the bedroom. Debauchery is for the dungeon.

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 5:56:39 AM   
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Ohhhh thanks for that Wytchy - I have so much to tell you lol.... here have a brew and get comfy


Thanks, Claire. Don't make a sound while popping the tops off the brews though. Loki has ears like a bat. And eyes in the back of his head.


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 6:01:24 AM   
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Ohhhh thanks for that Wytchy - I have so much to tell you lol.... here have a brew and get comfy


Thanks, Claire. Don't make a sound while popping the tops off the brews though. Loki has ears like a bat. And eyes in the back of his head.



Have loads of beer - then it wont hurt as much when Loki punishes up for getting his post moved to 'random stupidity' lol

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 6:03:39 AM   
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Jumps in front of Loki and gets tossed over his shoulder. Tossed down next to Claire to be the debauchery snack






See? See? I try to save Claire by jumping in front of her and I wind up tossed over Loki's shoulder! That's it, Claire. You can't give me enough brew to try to save your butt ever again. No hard feelings.


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 6:07:14 AM   
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Have loads of beer - then it wont hurt as much when Loki punishes up for getting his post moved to 'random stupidity' lol


Hmmmmmm. That idea of getting loaded so it won't hurt so much has some merit. But I don't think you and I got his thread moved to ramdom stupidity, Claire.

-cough-

< Message edited by wytchywoman -- 5/8/2006 6:09:19 AM >

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 6:09:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well my pets. Quite a fine mess your in now. Time to shut up and comply. Claire you’re the jockey and wytchy is the queen.  

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 6:11:26 AM   
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Well my pets. Quite a fine mess your in now. Time to shut up and comply. Claire you’re the jockey and wytchy is the queen.  


We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you, Cap'n. You started the thread, the rest of us slaves just jumped on board. Fine. Now you are leaving us to our own devices?

Harumph!


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 6:12:39 AM   
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Well my pets. Quite a fine mess your in now. Time to shut up and comply. Claire you’re the jockey and wytchy is the queen.  


Shhhhuuuush, dont wake me up....your bed is soooo comfy fluff xx

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 6:17:38 AM   
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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 8:09:46 AM   
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Wulfchyld


I was curious if others ran their homes the same way I do? Feel free to chime in


Structure: Biker type M/M/s

This means everybody who lives here rides. Our structure is in place but loose. Do what needs to be done, no micro managing figure it out or be fed to the dragons.

Discipline: I think this when Master pins slave to hot tubs with jets aimed at squirmy places.

Training: This must be when Mistress enters house with daughter in law in tow and yells "on your knees bitch" while daughter in law gasps in horror and slave drops to floor then explodes in giggle fit
 
Odalisque training: I know this one, it's being pinned between both of them as Mistress scratches back while Master pokes finger in belly button provoking more giggles.

Odalisque training part 2: you must learn how to look good in shorts on knees while scrubbing a motorcycle and learn to enjoy sex in a greasy garage.

slave dress: generally wet hair and a maroon towel around waist; outside dress: skirt with no panties

Training done by house slave: This is when twicehappy takes you out to learn how to ride Harley and laughs herself silly when you fall down.

Harley: 100 cubic inch 800lb vibrator

slave: one who is subject to torture, giggle fits, occasional flogging, leaves wet spots

Mistress: one with dangerously long fingernails

Master: one who sings to you in shower while doing best to make you fall down

Shower: safe place to play with slave, no puddles to clean up

Switch: a dirty word around here due to previous experience

Switch definition 2: thing twicehappy keeps looking for to turn light off under desk, which faces a window

Tattoo: something you get when you are going to be kept forever

Tattoo definition 2: somewhat like potato chips you can never have just one

Still wanted: one male submissive, must be service oriented, masochistic, in control of himself, we are also still looking for a unicorn. Applicants please respond to house profile PhoenixRisen

< Message edited by twicehappy -- 5/8/2006 8:14:27 AM >

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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 2:09:20 PM   
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Captain.
 
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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 2:55:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		twicehappy, I hope the house of PheonixRisen understands full well that tickling is reserved as a punishment for pain sluts and will gladly send you my CD “Cornucopian wealth of wit and wisdom of BDSM” on CD for 9 easy installments of 29.95.
 
It is quite sought after and from my understanding Crappy has based his life around those principles and is championing the underworld movement to implement the cultic air and slowly usurp world power from within.
 
I feel the houses of PheonixRisen and Vailhal could reach an alliance to implement a new future for the BDSM community that will lead us into a new feudal era within the community and return us once again to a Lord and Vasal age.
 
Respectively
House of Vailhal
 
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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 3:05:14 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The Mystress of Disorderly House asks Captain Loki about public
executions, hangin and the like.  And can we keep their empty
heads on spikes by the front gate?
 
Vendaval

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 3:09:20 PM   
Wulfchyld


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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Building a Harem - 5/8/2006 3:48:49 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Well, I have this idea in mind to scare off would be intruders.
Take the heads, empty them out,( easier with some than with others)
feed the remains to the dogs.
 
Insert motion detector devices into the head so the eyes emit
beams of light and a recording of Darth Vader blares from the
mouth for extra theatrical aplomb.
 
Vendaval
 

 
 

< Message edited by Vendaval -- 5/8/2006 3:52:09 PM >

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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