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MistressRosalyn -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 5:51:37 PM)

Well, thank heavens Miss Rachel Tension is nowhere to be found here on CM! Though I hear that Johnny Mathis ran into her...which may be why he went gay. 



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 6:04:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

I can do anything I want.  You'll take it and like it.  Besides you didn't read the fine print...your night isn't scheduled until 2037.  I get all the nights between now and then.
 
Just call me your Miss Calculation.


2037?!  After last night, I think I knocked ten years off your lifetime!  I am kind of hard to keep up with, so it's understandable!



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 6:07:48 PM)

*snort* 
 
I sincerely doubt that. 



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 6:13:22 PM)

You're right, I was wrong. 

I made you feel like you were 20, all-night-long, baby! 



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 6:17:05 PM)

Silly Wabbits!  Miss Deal is the Pro Domme, Miss Construed is her eeeeeeebil twin sister, but they stopped hanging around with Miss Counted since all da cash was taken by Miss Appropriated. 



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 6:26:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

You're right, I was wrong. 

I made you feel like you were 20, all-night-long, baby! 



Clearly you've been hanging out with Miss Led for far too long.



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 7:37:21 PM)

Nineteen, even!  But I'm a modest man.



stellauk -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 8:21:47 PM)

Oooh, there's also Miss Grace, who not only had some good times but also had a thing about satin and perfume and lace. The minute you see her face (you will be upside down at this point) you will know that you love her.



hausboy -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 8:27:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?


Oh look! Miss Informed showed up....



0ldhen -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 8:35:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Miss Timed is running late. 


Ummm.....Ron....Hon......speaking of Miss Timed....well.........you know the whole behind the barn thing?

Miss E D Period might be a problem in some lives as well.......



0ldhen -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 8:37:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I call her Miss...Miss...um...

Miss Jerk! 



Um.... it looks like me be changing your name to Miss Ing.



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/3/2011 8:41:36 PM)

Give me your cat.



SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/4/2011 12:31:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
Duly noted.  Everyone should be up front in their profiles.

Speaking of "up front"... I really think you should change your main pic.
Again I miss the fun times... I was wondering what was wrong with that very nice picture of his face/uniform. Than I saw
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MissJana
I would much rather see someone's face and not their penis. LOL


quote:

0ldhen
speaking of Miss Timed
Story of my life heny. [:)]
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Rochsub2009
Why is it that people with a cock the size of a small Vienna sausage, and an inability to read the terms of service, typically have a difficult time finding a Domme?
[sm=rofl.gif]As a person who does not care about size, I have to admit I find it especially offesnsive when one of those pictures arrive attached to the email. I don't invite cock pictures,but if it arrives, it should be something that adds to your desirability. M



GreedyTop -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/4/2011 3:01:36 AM)

Of course, M,  getting one of those types of pics helps keep Miss Representation away.



SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/4/2011 3:33:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Of course, M,  getting one of those types of pics helps keep Miss Representation away.
*smirks* I guess it does, but to me it feels more like shoving something really gross down my throath, without my consent.
Introducing self as am ill mannered troll, who is poorly endowed is one method I suppose to go about gaining a lady's interest/or grossing her out. [:D] M



0ldhen -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/4/2011 4:20:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Give me your cat.



Way cool the Stalker wants my pussy.

Ahem....according to TOS, I must now inform you that all s types are owned by FukinTroll and rented to you. Please contact FT and get a payment schedule from him.


Tip toes softly aware hoping Mis Construed does not make Dr.Evil realize she has been hanging out with Mis Stake and Mis Spoke.



Hillwilliam -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/4/2011 5:16:45 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

As a person who does not care about size, I have to admit I find it especially offesnsive when one of those pictures arrive attached to the email. I don't invite cock pictures,but if it arrives, it should be something that adds to your desirability. M



b-b-b-b-but you said you LIKE My big cock picture.



Moonhead -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/4/2011 7:26:52 AM)

To be fair, that is a very big cock in your picture.
Nearly as big as mine...
[image]http://teesbox.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/funny-BIG_COCK.jpg[/image]



mnottertail -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/4/2011 7:27:28 AM)

I had no idea you were so rural.



GreedyTop -> RE: Miss leading Domme profiles (4/4/2011 7:46:18 AM)

I wish someone would kick MIss Treatment's ass outta the whole picture



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