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Rochsub2009 -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/5/2011 6:24:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Counting is for girls, woofters and North Americans.


Okay, I have to ask.  What the heck is a woofter?

Peon, how many times must I say this to you?  Stop speaking english!  Speak American!  [:D]






Rochsub2009 -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/5/2011 6:31:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Depends.  Do I get to beat you first........



You're just trying to make me horny, aren't you?  Beatings can definitely be added to the menu.  [;)]




SaintIntensity -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/5/2011 6:31:59 PM)

woofter = wooly woofter = poofter

ie a homosexual




LadyPact -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/5/2011 6:51:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009
You're just trying to make me horny, aren't you?  Beatings can definitely be added to the menu.  [;)]


Now that you asked, yes.





sunshinemiss -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/6/2011 2:58:36 AM)

Sunny
Quote of the Day
goes to
PeonForHer
[sm=cute.gif]
for

(Doughnuts are) for
girls, woofters and North Americans only.




SnowRanger -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/7/2011 5:29:17 PM)

Why buy a Dunkin' franchise when creamy filling is free?




LPslittleclip -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/8/2011 8:30:16 AM)

i like Bavarian cream filling myself but theres a whole case full of doughnuts so something for everyone. but to the op yes many do just go for the filling and forget about the rest of it. there is much more to my Mistress than just kink the same for me and everyone




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/8/2011 8:35:38 PM)

Oh Otters, how you lure me with Boston Creme Filling, and then... Not the porn.[8D]

Like others have said, I don't blame the porn industry at all. I do understand to some extent, wiitwd being not so mainstream, confusing men, about how to approach women. I'm fairly forgiving, if someone approaches in an honest, non-aggressive manner. I almost always take the time, to tell a man, the approach is not acceptable, and I am just another woman, like his mother, sister, or daughter.

If you (generic you) respect women, and you wouldn't appreciate your siblings being treated the way you're treating me, I'd suggest you modify your approach with me as well. Stunningly enough, it almost never works. A jerkoff at the beginning, usually reveals himself a jerkoff, at some point, usually before we meet. They may hold off the offensive conversation, until we agree to meet; than start asking how they'll be rewarded for coming to meet, and go out to dinner. *The end* M

LaT, that is an evil way to make someone want to run to crack (I mean Krispy) cream doughnut.
*Thanks God, the one within an hour drive from me, is closed* [8D]




hausboy -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/8/2011 8:46:09 PM)

Thanks Otter....
you had me at doughnut.

you know, for some guys, doughnut=sex.

mmmmmm..... doughnuts.... 




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/8/2011 8:50:34 PM)

[sm=rofl.gif] That could work...
How would you like a doughnut, or may I buy you(r) doughnut might go over easier than "will you lock my doughnut in a CBwhateverthousandisoutnow?" M




hausboy -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/8/2011 8:57:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

[sm=rofl.gif] That could work...
How would you like a doughnut, or may I buy you(r) doughnut might go over easier than "will you lock my doughnut in a CBwhateverthousandisoutnow?" M


I'm a Krispy Kreme type myself....




Tantriqu -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/9/2011 12:46:57 PM)

phhft.
Americanski 'boston creme pie doughnut' is just disguised cake stuffed with Elmer's gluepaste and covered in brown crayon and jism: feh.
A DOUGHnut has to be make with DOUGH, not cake.
Mmm, fresh DOUGHnuts, home-made by an otherwise naked man clad in a manly apron, gently patting them to see if they've risen enough . . . forking 'em to turn 'em over in the hot oil . . . PRESSING them down and TWIDDLING them to ensure the icing gets into the hole . . . and he triumphantly flips them over and grins . . .
Ahem.

Call me when you have a still-warm cinnamon bun make out of dough . . .

Or a chocolate croissant, pronounced SHAWkla QRWAson . . .

Sigh, or just a flippin' cup of perfect tea.





SnowRanger -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/9/2011 12:51:45 PM)

<GACK!> You had to do it, didn't you? You had to bring up tea! That makes TWO references to Boston in the SAME POST!




PeonForHer -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/9/2011 1:55:53 PM)

FR

I feel at this point I should advise that a 'doughnut', here in the west of England, is a slang-term for a dimwit. Something to do with the 'head' of the case containing nothing very useful, I expect.




porcelaine -> RE: Time to Make the Doughnuts... (4/9/2011 5:21:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

It is hard to know who to blame here...


Greetings,

i don't see why there's a challenge in placing the blame in its rightful place. Was the individual raised in an igloo in some remote location with zero access to civilization? i find the idea that we need to look for excuses in the entertainment industry a sad representation of passing the buck. i don't believe anyone is that unintelligent and if they're reasonably functional on some level they've composed articulate letters and are capable of expressing themselves without inserting diatribes, text speak, or derogatory remarks. The mere fact that he elects not to do so when approaching someone is a choice, not a byproduct of porn exposure. Far be it from me to educate him. If he's that clueless at this stage of the game we have nothing to discuss.

Namaste,

~porcelaine




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