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GreedyTop -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 10:56:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DomYngBlk

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

DYB. I *liked* you until now :P


Golf? [sm=argue.gif]


tell ya what.. come out and play a round of golf with me sometime.. I am totally bad at it, but I have fun.  Tell me how much of a sport it isnt when ya have finished 18 holes...  and beat my admittedly horrible score.



porcelaine -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 11:17:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Very simple really. Porcelaine wants a hand bag. Mike is being all flirty and not coming through. Using the slave slave argument. Lame I know! Sooooo, me being the bossy broad that I am and all, just jumped in and demanded, nay COMMANDED...(I like that, has a nice ring to it...) said Mike slave get the lovely Porcelaine slave her hand bag. Now, unless he wants to be known as that terrible wanna be slave that denied the lovely Porcelaine, not to mention the mighty, espressoless at the moment, LaT.......he's gotta get the bag.


*smiling innocently* Mike kindly stated:

"Not Only can I say it (Walter Genuin)I also am quite capable of finding their website and perusing their line.
These are rather pedestrian tasks,I would think raising the hairs on the nape of ones lovely neck a more sought after quality."

It would appear the quality was not befitting of what he desired to spend even though the shoes are nearly $300 dollars. While modesty prevented me from acknowledging what i really liked, his suggestion demanded transparency. This led to an honest admission concerning the Chanel golf bag. It is only fair that LaT is compensated due to her generous assistance. She provided the push he secretly craved. [;)]

Because of Mike i am able to say i want it without shame... ante up!

[image]http://www.momist.com/blog/uploaded_images/ideas_golf_012p-735466.jpg[/image]




porcelaine -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 11:26:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

One spiffy hand bag for Porcelaine.
One pair aka TWO, riding boots for Moi.

And now a full on SET of clubs for Greedy.

Procrastination is getting expensive. And yanno, I've got a birthday coming up. Pretty soon it's going to be like the days of Christmas song around here.


This is why LaT cannot go ignored. She's willingly advocated for Greedy and myself in spite of the reservations of a certain male slave. It grieves me to know that Greedy is unable to hit the links as she'd like. That's a pain no real golfer would ever wish upon one of theirs. And dear LaT has gone without those beloved boots long enough. Two pairs is a mere pittance for her patience. i believe she should be fully outfitted in my opinion. Crop included! And if Greedy lacks her sticks i'm pretty certain she'll need a bag as well. It's the gentlemanly thing to do. *nods sagely*

While i'm but a mere slave, LaT has inspired me to exercise my voice and request a coordinating handbag for my ensemble. i may be small but with her encouragement i feel a little braver. And i want it!

[sm=dancing.gif]



slvemike4u -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 11:45:37 AM)

Fuck, this just keeps getting worse.DYB where the hell are you....bowling should be an Olympic sport I tell ya.



LaTigresse -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 1:19:45 PM)

I don't know..........I've heard bowling balls can get rather pricey also.......



Hillwilliam -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 1:23:53 PM)

$500 for a golf club..idiotic.

Now a grand for a flyrod and reel is a WHOLE different story. [8D]



LaTigresse -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 1:31:39 PM)

$1,250.00 for a pair of boots is a mere pittance.



slvemike4u -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 3:58:57 PM)

I am deleting my account and dating only Mormon chics from now on [:)]



peppermint -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 4:08:27 PM)

Hold on Mike!!!  Today I am sober and actually know what's happening around here, and I have a solution that will get you off the hook without going to Debtors' Prison.  I was just over the border in Mexico yesterday, getting some dental work done, picking up some medications, eating shrimp tacos, drinking a margarita or two, and shopping.  The important part is the shopping.  They have some GREAT designer purses there.  Well, maybe not "real' designer purses but they look really good and have the right logo on them.  I can get you a super Gucci or Coach for $20.  That means you can get all the ladies a new purse, be known as an all around good slave, AND remain free to go to work in the morning. 



porcelaine -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 4:39:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: peppermint

They have some GREAT designer purses there.  Well, maybe not "real' designer purses but they look really good and have the right logo on them.  I can get you a super Gucci or Coach for $20.  That means you can get all the ladies a new purse, be known as an all around good slave, AND remain free to go to work in the morning.


i truly hope LaT is wearing her boots when he presents that bag. [:D]



slvemike4u -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 6:01:09 PM)

ROFLMAO.....if only i could get all of You Lovely Ladies lovely bags,we could all gather for dinner,i could bask in Your combined reflective beauty,and present You all with gifts designed to show my appreciation for having been allowed to do so [:)]



GreedyTop -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 10:01:19 PM)

Does Prada make golf bags?



porcelaine -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 10:31:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Does Prada make golf bags?


It appears they do. But since you're Greedy... this might be a better fit.

*giving service with a smile*

[image]http://stylefrizz.com/img/louis-vuitton-golf-bag.jpg[/image]



GreedyTop -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/13/2011 10:33:57 PM)

decisions, decisions!!



slvemike4u -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/14/2011 5:50:15 AM)

Oy vey..



GreedyTop -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/14/2011 5:56:59 AM)

I'm leaning towards the Prada (it's less expensive, too!!)



porcelaine -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/14/2011 6:20:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I'm leaning towards the Prada (it's less expensive, too!!)


You're very practical! i think i'll color coordinate and take the other. After all, brown is the new black! [:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/14/2011 6:24:54 AM)

(don't tell Mike, but I'd be happy with a Calloway bag...)



slvemike4u -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/14/2011 7:32:00 AM)

I'm still "listening"....I assure you that I am completely absorbed,my attention undivided ...it is not often one watches his resources get chopped up with such equanimity and purpose.[:)]



GreedyTop -> RE: Tiger makes a charge.... (4/14/2011 7:34:49 AM)

OK, Mr. Eavesdropper..

I'd PREFER a Prada bag..

*grins*

yer so cute ;)



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