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BKSir -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/10/2011 6:31:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower Why would you be bothered anyway about the vanilla cone when you are leaving [8\|] bye mister oh so Superiour, we will surely miss folks like you who believe collarme to be like a store where you can just get your stuff ready from the shelves with that much patience and desire to get to know people[8\|] DUDE! Why can't we do that!? O.O I WANT THAT! Woller-Mart! :D

Phoenixpower -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/10/2011 6:35:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower Why would you be bothered anyway about the vanilla cone when you are leaving [8\|] bye mister oh so Superiour, we will surely miss folks like you who believe collarme to be like a store where you can just get your stuff ready from the shelves with that much patience and desire to get to know people[8\|] DUDE! Why can't we do that!? O.O I WANT THAT! Woller-Mart! :D [8\|] bmt [sm=zipmouth.gif]

hausboy -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/10/2011 7:16:43 PM)
I'm closing my account....but how do I get rid of the vanilla ice cream cone? CLASSIC. This was great! Thanks for the memories!

kalikshama -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 5:23:19 PM)
Make sure you ask for a refund from submissivewomensecrets.com

LadyPact -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 6:07:58 PM)
Welcome to the forums. Oh, I see that in two days time you found out that slapping the name "Master" on your handle did not produce those sluts that you wanted? I guess I should say welcome to the reality part instead of the fantasy part you thought it was. Bye-bye now.

BurntKitty -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 6:09:34 PM)
Hello, I must be going. Too bad you're not as entertaining as Groucho Marx was. But, in the spirit of the intro section...[sm=hello.gif] welcome to CM. Now that you've decided to flounce outta here: Goodbye, and try getting a copy of Carnegie's "How to win friends and influence people". See ya.

peppermint -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 6:39:13 PM)
Hey, why wait for two days. As the bar signs say... "Don't go away mad, just go away"

hausboy -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 9:40:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint Hey, why wait for two days. As the bar signs say... "Don't go away mad, just go away" I thought it said....."You don't have to go home....but you can't stay here!"

Delilya -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 10:10:25 PM)
Okay, I just had to go look at his profile and see if he was still here. I wish that at the age of 19, I had been an expert on so many subjects. My goodness the things I could have done....

smartsub10 -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 10:37:03 PM)
quote: Make sure you ask for a refund from submissivewomensecrets.com quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama Make sure you ask for a refund from submissivewomensecrets.com That website is hilarious. Now I know why I get so many goofy messages. There are men who believe that nonsense.[8\|]

ResidentSadist -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 10:41:22 PM)
Dear SuperiorMaster, Hello . . . and goodbye. I see you joined this site a few hours ago so you could make your first post about quitting. I am sorry to see you give up like some emo-kid running away from home begging, “No, no . . . don't try and stop me, the bus leaves in 2 days”. At the ripe old age of 19, I see you decided to show us how well you know what you are doing and puff your domly feathers in this, your first forum post. I know this thread is your only contribution to CM and demonstrates the quality of your superior judgment and community spirit. I hope all the little subbies overlook what some perceive as a childish tantrum and instead become dazzled by your emotionally fragile, softer feminine side that seeks our support. You poor thing, you certainly have my support and empathy. I hope all of CollarMe hears your beckon call and begs you to stay. I want them to find some iota of empathy and reach deep into their souls to find something, anything to stop you from leaving. Why do I hope you stay? Because this stellar post is just a glimpse of what you have to offer us. With baited breath I would have looked forward to your future posts. I am eager to glean all I can learn from your thoughts and insights into the lifestyle from your superior and well studied perspective. Bon voyage, Kalon Eric edit: type-o

myotherself -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 10:46:53 PM)
Welcome OP, even though our meeting must be so brief...[:D] I'm just waiting for him to come back with the "ha ha - fooled ya! I was just waiting to see how many of you poor saps I could manipulate into posting on my thread - I'm not REALLY going!" Not that we've ever seen that before [8\|]

Selectivelight -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 11:33:47 PM)
... Who was that, and why should I care?

RapierFugue -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/11/2011 11:44:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SuperiourMaster I am superiourMaster http://youtu.be/-0u3NM8rd1U PS: Your spelling sucks. Have a nice day.

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/12/2011 12:18:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SuperiourMaster I will be leaving within 2 days I figure thats enough time for someone to change my mind about peoples attitudes Another one bites the dust, when submissivewomensecrets' promises doesn't work out exactly so?! Buh bye now.smirk M

sirsholly -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/12/2011 3:32:32 AM)
Y'all just KNOW i wanna have a field day with this one....[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/biggrin.gif[/image] . SuperiourMaster, Listen Sugarshorts...you joined this site 48 hours ago and the "sluts" have not fallen at your feet so you are tossing a tantrum. Now here you are, giving the CollarMe members a two day ultimatum to convince your silly ass to stay or you will follow through with your threat to gasp delete your profile and leave.[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/yapyapyapf.gif[/image] Well lets see....your profile was interesting because you state that only submissives from Minneapolis can contact you. You cut your odds by about 98%, but please...whine on.[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/boredsmiley.gif[/image] Your profile also states you are looking for "friends with benefits". Good luck with that one, as it translates to "a piece of ass" and most women, irregardless of their BDSM orientation, hold themselves in a higher regard. Reading on, you have a heavy list of arenas in which you deem yourself an expert, no doubt due to your "years of experience". Now let me point out what is wrong with this picture....You are 19 years old! Not only do you brand yourself with a title it is barely possible to have earned, but you proceed it with Superiour (download spell-check Sweetie. Misspelling ones name makes one look dumber than bait). Hell son...you shot yourself in the ass with that profile, and you are blaming US? Lemme tell you something. Slapping a "Master" sticker on your ass does not make you one. You can call yourself whatever you choose, but no one here is going to believe it. A real Master is a learned man via many things... adult experience, study, patience, interaction, listening to others, etc. Perhaps you have a dominant personality and an interest in BDSM and if so, CollarMe is the right place for you. You have a hell of a lot to learn and you will learn a great deal here if you keep your mind open.

GreedyTop -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/12/2011 3:37:45 AM)
Holly, have I mentioned that I adore you?

sirsholly -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/12/2011 3:43:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Holly, have I mentioned that I adore you? back atcha Baby!!!

gothikbutterfly -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/12/2011 3:53:29 AM)
what can i say? i do love a pathetic whiny soul who thinks he knows so much about life, not just the lifestyle. Here are a few pieces of sage wisdom from Lady Raven: 1. calling a woman a slut right off is not a sign of a Dom, and its a huge turn-off to most women (at least i know it is for me). 2. pitching a fit is not the way to get what you want. try being polite, and less demanding at first and maybe....just MAYBE....things will turn out better for you. 3. How does one earn the title of Master at age 19? one doesn't. its something that is earned over time. try being something you're not, and its bound to fail. if in the event you read this, i hope you take it to heart and decide on a different path than the one you are on. Good luck and Warmest Personal Regards.

LaTigresse -> RE: Hello and goodbye (4/12/2011 3:58:16 AM)
Wyatt Earp: I just want you to know it's over between us. Curly Bill: Well... bye. Johnny Ringo: Smell that, Bill? Smells like someone died.

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