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EternalDecent -> Introduction to anal (4/12/2011 10:44:08 PM)
I need to learn the rope when it comes to anal and how to keep things clean

dreamerdreaming -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/12/2011 10:48:09 PM)
If you use a condom, that will help. And lots of lube. Have fun!

Delilya -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/12/2011 11:05:29 PM)
Enemas work wonders, but be careful how often you use them.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 3:03:48 AM)
Read this: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3631502/mpage_2/key_anal/tm.htm#3632191

SailingBum -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 9:23:15 AM)
It is just me??? cuz I suddenly feel the need to put my boot up... Eh you get the idea BadOne

ResidentSadist -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 12:48:55 PM)
Go to the quarter car wash, set for "high pressure wash", insert nozzle . . . Seriously, the link sunshine provide was pretty thorough.

Arpig -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 3:33:32 PM)
Seems pretty simple to me. Passive partner gets on hands and knees, rests head on the bed/floor/ground. Active partner lubes things up (or not, depending on your preference) and puts "it" in. Active partner gets "active" and enjoys things enormously. Hopefully passive partner also enjoys things (but this is not really essential). When done, kiss, get up, hold hands and head to the shower for some warm soapy fun.

stellauk -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 4:04:26 PM)
No farting.

LoveSparkie -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 4:25:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Go to the quarter car wash, set for "high pressure wash", insert nozzle . . . I'm pretty sure my asshole just started bleeding just from reading that. [X(]

gothikbutterfly -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 4:27:46 PM)
mine too! [:-]

Palliata -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 8:52:18 PM)
Pretty sure there was a class at Stanford with that title...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 9:42:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stellauk No farting. stella . . . you are precious as always!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 9:44:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LoveSparkie quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Go to the quarter car wash, set for "high pressure wash", insert nozzle . . . I'm pretty sure my asshole just started bleeding just from reading that. quote: ORIGINAL: gothikbutterfly mine too! [:-] pics or it didn't happen [:)] Ok... maybe that is just a ploy to get you to bare your lovely asses.

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 10:27:45 PM)
Lube! Lots of it. Try to relax. Read The Anal Sex Position Guide, by Tristan Taormino. Lots of Lube, at least until you get used to it, or don't care that it hurst, and you may get small tears while doing it. Welcome, and enjoy, M

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 11:24:31 PM)
I've never understood how people can complicate a thing like anal sex. Isn't it basically an insert tab a into slot b and repeat as necessary, sorta thing?

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 11:32:57 PM)
Oh Winsome, you know how everyone would like to make it a special event, when deing de-flowered? Men write, expounding on how they are "anal virgins," and how this will obviously be a special moment, regardless of the fact that, they may have phucked all kinds of people, in all kinds ways, before this particular event. [;)] M

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 11:41:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW Oh Winsome, you know how everyone would like to make it a special event, when deing de-flowered? Men write, expounding on how they are "anal virgins," and how this will obviously be a special moment, regardless of the fact that, they may have phucked all kinds of people, in all kinds ways, before this particular event. [;)] M Ahhh, I guess I missed out on the whole specialness of an ass de-flowering and went straight to the ass fucking... be happy I spit on you, scenario...(sobs) I feel so cheated.

GreedyTop -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/13/2011 11:45:53 PM)
~FR~ my initial reaction to the OP was: if you want it totally clean, don't do it. Regardless of enemas, the body doesnt quit processing shit (pun intended), so there is always the chance that SOMETHING is going to make it's way down the intestinal tract to the bowels..

MaxsBoy -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/14/2011 1:48:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop ~FR~ my initial reaction to the OP was: if you want it totally clean, don't do it. Regardless of enemas, the body doesnt quit processing shit (pun intended), so there is always the chance that SOMETHING is going to make it's way down the intestinal tract to the bowels.. He could try drinking that golightly (I kid you not, that's what it's called) stuff for a few days first. It's used in hospitals to clean the bowels before some tests and surgeries. It'll get him squeaky clean.

wannabeacdwife -> RE: Introduction to anal (4/14/2011 2:07:02 AM)
He could use Marilyn Monroe's line from an early film she did called 'Clash By Night' When her character's boyfriend so much as tried to KISS her she came up with "Don't Joe...I feel icky" THAT put Joe in his place - I doubt there were any 'anal shenanigans' going on with Joe that evening...

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