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"And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God we'r... - 4/15/2011 8:30:21 PM

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As God-fearing Christians, we should all feel pretty good about what Jesus said regarding Heaven, as recorded by Matthew, Luke and Mark. I assume they weren't liars, so that they must have recorded Jesus correctly when he said, "Heaven and Earth will pass away." [Matthew 24:35, Luke 21:33, Mark 13:31]

Hmm? So, according to the New Testament, Heaven is not a done deal. It doesn't last forever. If that is so, we may be able to assume that Hell doesn't last forever either, but that's not the question here. There is more substantive indication that Hell may have a strong enough foundation to last forever, whereas Heaven is apparently no more than a transitory reward.

Now, if Heaven doesn't last forever, where are all those saints and other good souls going to go? Reincarnation on Earth is out because "Heaven and Earth will pass away." So, for those of you who believe in Christianity and Heaven as a final reward, be aware that the Bible tells you that you're eventually going to be evicted. Poof, you're out. Get out, and don't come back.

At some point in the foreseeable future (foreseeable, because Christ saw it), your pitiful soul is going to be kicked out of Heaven. Your so-vulnerable soul will be homeless, a wisp of personality that is going to be "all alone forever" and ever and ever. For most people, that is worse than Hell. At least, you'd have company in Hell. Join me in Hell. Let's get it on like Joseph and Mary after the Crucifixion!

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 8:42:28 PM

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Looks like fun, but shouldn't this be in the Politics and Religion forum?

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 8:46:59 PM

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Yeah, I'm just fucking with you. I could deconstruct the entire Christian myth in four words for all you whip-wielding Saturday night enthusiasts who press their palms together on Palm Sunday, so wonderfully serene and chaste. Oh, don't bother to ask. I wouldn't want you to have to wait as long as it takes to ask. It's "Wake the fuck up!" Heaven and Earth will pass away. So enjoy it all you can right now. Hell on Earth. Heaven in Hell. Satan as Adversary, with a whip in one hand and the pitchfork in the other. Love you gals. See you in Hell

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 8:51:23 PM

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Dude, I just read your profile. You're really a perve. Nobody I know is that crazy. I mean, insane.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:01:46 PM

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Well, some of us are a bit more extreme than others.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:07:03 PM

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Now, if Heaven doesn't last forever, where are all those saints and other good souls going to go?

The answer lies in Revelation. The prophesy of Revelation tells man that the old will pass away to make room for the new Heaven and Earth where God will dwell with man without pain, sorrow, tears, etc.

Have a blast in Hell though. I hear the fire play scenes are hot!

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:20:10 PM

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"Wake the fuck up!"

So unh... you are compelled by missionary zeal to put the truth before our eyes, we need to "wake the fuck up" and get it, and you are different from a Sunday morning Bible-thumper exactly how?

(except for a baggy suit and a bad haircut)

K.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:24:57 PM

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Straight To Hell

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:26:11 PM

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So no matter how good your soul, once your soul is considered old, you will be destroyed to make room for new souls?

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:32:44 PM

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Oh, so what you're saying is that Heaven is a ramshackle shack, just something for the meantime because it's far from perfect. It's a shed to house all the souls of the poor idiots who thought they could sacrifice the quality of their lives on this earth for a moment in Heaven. They are idiots, aren't they? Better off in Hell. The next Heaven is nowhere as nice as what the Church promised you in the first Heaven. The next Heaven is really Hell.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:36:44 PM

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And, baby, I am just waiting on the edge, just waiting for you to come closer, just waiting for you to make that additional misstep that brings you closer to the precipice of Eternal Hell. I'm here, baby. I'm waiting for you. Let me push you in.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:38:18 PM

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I'm so sorry. That's not really what is said. It doesn't matter how good you are. It just matters that it doesn't matter. So, enjoy your life to the fullest. Hell waits for us all, some sooner than others.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:52:35 PM

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Starting to look like another wannabe hospitality pig, just craving abuse, and needles driven deep into his saggy man-boobs, Kirata.

I do have a fresh bottle of bourbon downstairs, now that I've polished off the cider.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:53:22 PM

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So no matter how good your soul, once your soul is considered old, you will be destroyed to make room for new souls?

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So no matter how good your soul, once your soul is considered old, you will be destroyed to make room for new souls?

I'm sorry. You shouldn't have read this forum entry. It wasn't meant for you.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 9:57:28 PM

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Straight To Hell

omg, I love you!!! DnC!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 10:05:42 PM

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omg, I love you!!! DnC!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 10:14:11 PM

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Detractors? Let there be many. Let their mouths open on "OP" replies. Let them squawk and quail and then be quiet for no one hears them, because they are nothing more than "loudmouths in a hurricane of prevalent winds."

Let's get back to God and what he has in mind for us. Heaven? I don't think so. Think more in the sense of Prometheus who brought fire to mankind, which later translated as electricity and nuclear energy. Now, remember that Prometheus, who so totally benefited mankind by going against the Father of Gods, was then banished from Heaven. The Father of Gods did not want such a useful and engaging gift to be bestowed on mankind.

Who is the villain here? Is God, who did not want to see us advance to the level of civilization where we are now, all of which are mere sparks from that godly fire. For all I am worth, I value who I am. If I am a product of Prometheus' plan for mankind, I am thankful. I like who I am. This is who I want to be.

Prometheus is possibly the greatest mythical hero, at least for mankind. This is a God who supported our development as thinking and loving human beings, even when the Father of Gods forbade it. That's a Rebel. "That's a Rebel with a Cause." Love itself is a fire in the human spirit, part of the 'gift of fire.' My loyalty goes to Him, the warlord who has brought us to the gates of victory, there at the 'End of Heaven.'

Now, expand that little mind of yours and remember that Lucifer means Bringer of Light. Everything you have and cherish is a gift made possible by Lucifier who, alone among the gods, tried to help man help himself to better himself by giving him fire and the imagination to write these words. He gave you the capacity to love.

This is why you are here on Collarme. This is why you are reading this. You've come closer to the ideal than most. I'll tell you more...when these others, who make so much noise, are removed from the message. Write me at my email. I'll find out who you are...there.

So, when it is said that Heaven will pass away, just remember that the great God Prometheus who gave you that fancy car you go to work in every Monday morning, in that job that you so love; who gives you that beautiful girl on every TV show you watch, while you're thinking every moment of emptying your balls on her face or, if of another persuasion, of feeling her tongue slide on your clit; who serves you with a precious moment, just to yourself, when you can scan every degenerate website your inner fires feed on.

All this, Lucifer gives you as part of your awakening. Lucifer welcomes you home.

Wulfenstraat

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 10:15:54 PM

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Oh, so what you're saying is that Heaven is a ramshackle shack, just something for the meantime because it's far from perfect.

The answer lies in Revelation. You took a phrase out of the whole. Add in the rest of the whole to find the answer you appear to be seeking. Good luck.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 10:22:36 PM

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ORIGINAL: Delilya

Straight To Hell

omg, I love you!!! DnC!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!

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How brave of you to go against the tide. They all hate me. You love me. I hate everyone and everything until I am loved. As you can see, when I wrote this, I was totally unloved. Now, I'm not so much hating as disliking the people who come against me. Thanks again for loving.

Actually, if you will notice, the post I quoted (and so therefore the person I was addressing) was Delilya.

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RE: "And Heaven Shall Pass Away." Thank God ... - 4/15/2011 10:29:41 PM

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omg, I love you!!! DnC!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!

One of my all time favorites.

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