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Arpig -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 3:31:51 PM)
quote: That's not the sort of c-mail I was talking about. Kana does live just down the road from me, after all. And I'm sure you'd be fetching in a dozen needles or so and nothing else!

BlackTigerDragon -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 6:28:35 PM)
Actually I think I might take the advice and make my next fake profile a transgendered sub. That sounds interesting. Can't wait to see the responses. Should I consult a doctor before looking at the messages?

SinFix -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 6:30:57 PM)
yeah that is very tame... got that in 30 min the first time... got so overwhelmed with it all... left to come back this time no face pic... now meeting some nice and interesting people (not to say I didn't last time) but not soo full of bs types.. I'm not even trying that hard to get attention either... though after about a week have 20 something pages of messages in the inbox...

LadyPact -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 6:56:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Legitimate messages from friends on the message boards are the most welcome. [;)] Agreed. It's an important point, too. I can only speak for Myself, but I find that there are very few times that somebody from the forums does send spam or some silly kind of thing. On a rare occasion, when somebody is new, maybe. Really rare.

ResidentSadist -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 7:57:27 PM)
Today after breakfast, while I was beating and fucking a few dozen cuckhold wives by request, I had a few of my many volunteer "online slave training" girls read me my email on the speaker phone. They map-quested the best route to go hang half a dozen people on meat hooks or jam needles and skewers into them. No sex, just jamming, hooking, stabbing and skewering. A very concise crowd with very specific requests. For lunch, I stopped at the gay bar by request. Apparently a LOT of sub guys all think the exact same thing. If I let them blow me, it will alter my sexual preferences. After getting 876 blow jobs in the gay bar bathroom, I took what was left of my abused cock and went straight to the airport to pick up a plane load of Gorean females from Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Nevada, Arizona, Montana and Oregon. To avoid suspicion, I just told the charter airline agent it was for an LDS meeting. After they arrived, I got a head count so I could see how many cages and miles of chain I'll need to keep them "like a house pet in a cage" or "slave on a chain" for the rest of their life. The airport was quite a drive so that was all I had time for today. Tomorrow, I plan to do some edge play and go flay (cut their skin off) 3 people, chop off 6 titties and castrate 8 sub males. If you have sadist in your screen name, it can get to be a long day sometimes.

HannahLynHeather -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 9:13:52 PM)
i like you! i don't ever want to be anywhere where you can get your hands on me, but i like you. hannah lynn

SirTyson -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 9:26:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlackTigerDragon The messages so far: Unsolicited friend requests: 1 Unsolicited chat requests: 1 “Where r u?” (entire message) : 3 First message offered a 'reward' (redirected him to the SPCA website[;)]): 1 Just “Hi” message from sub: 1 Just “Hi” message from dom: 5 Novel length message demanding a poly relationship: 1 Assumed I'm Bi [8\|]: 1 Asking for relocation in first message: 1 Expected a cellphone number in the second message: 1 Actual good and Friendly messages from male subs: 2 Actual good and Friendly messages from female subs: 3 And this is my favourite one: Femdoms that didn't read my profile and demanded that I read theirs and continued to dom me in their first message: 1 (YES!! THIS IS TRUE!! EVEN FEMDOMS DO IT!!!) And finally: Actual Good friendly message from Dominant: 3 This was all in 2-3 days at the most. hhmmmmm...a lot like the results of my REAL profile...LOL! Thats my story and Im sticking to it!! Tyson *The opinions and ideas of the author are in no way to be viewed as to what is right or wrong. No testing on tied up subs/slaves/little girls/or farm animals has been done to prove any of this correct. These views are copy written to protect the author (and the not so innocent) and are punishable by a spanking.*

porcelaine -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 10:16:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlackTigerDragon So to everyone in the board:What do you think of these results? Comments? Are these the usual kinds of messages a Female Sub would get? Add in a 300 pound man that's 5'4 dressed in karate gear while 'putting up his dukes' in a mock attempt at fisticuffs. i'm uncertain if the image is genuine. But i confess that i experienced a sincere loss of words upon first glance. Namaste, ~porcelaine

LadyNTrainer -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/20/2011 10:30:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 Messages from regular Dommes seeking to dominate my BBC: 10 (notice that I state that they want to dominate my BBC. Their messages never give any indication that they noticed, or care about, any other part of me). Hey, I love the BBC! After all, it gave us Dr. Who, the original radio adaptation of Lord of the Rings, Black Adder, and many more gems. Oh wait, I think the one you were talking about probably hasn't been viewed by millions. But the next time some lamedomme refers to your BBC in her first email, tell her thanks, you really appreciated her comment on the insightful coverage of the royal wedding. [:D]

MasterTygr -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/21/2011 5:10:37 AM)
You all are lucky! -_- Majority of my messages came around the time I joined and my name was on the 'newest locals' list. Now I rarely receive profile views, one or two a day. The worst part is they never leave a dang message! Say hello or something! Even hi would be nice. xP Although I do figure the male to female ratio here is absolutely ridiculous and that would be why you ladies get your mail spammed to hell. o.O

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/21/2011 5:57:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: porcelaine quote: ORIGINAL: BlackTigerDragon So to everyone in the board:What do you think of these results? Comments? Are these the usual kinds of messages a Female Sub would get? Add in a 300 pound man that's 5'4 dressed in karate gear while 'putting up his dukes' in a mock attempt at fisticuffs. i'm uncertain if the image is genuine. But i confess that i experienced a sincere loss of words upon first glance. Namaste, ~porcelaine Okay, I have to say it: porcelaine at a loss for words, that really does beggar description. ROFL I'd love to see that pic !!

LadyPact -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/22/2011 5:30:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterTygr You all are lucky! -_- Majority of my messages came around the time I joined and my name was on the 'newest locals' list. Now I rarely receive profile views, one or two a day. The worst part is they never leave a dang message! Say hello or something! Even hi would be nice. xP Although I do figure the male to female ratio here is absolutely ridiculous and that would be why you ladies get your mail spammed to hell. o.O If it makes you feel any better, your experience isn't unique for males. No matter who you are, the avalanche of crap comes in during the first sixty days when you are 'fresh meat'. After that, a lot of males have little else than cobwebs and spam in their mail.

GreedyTop -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/22/2011 5:36:00 AM)
I nominate this for Sunny's Quote of the Day: "Add in a 300 pound man that's 5'4 dressed in karate gear while 'putting up his dukes' in a mock attempt at fisticuffs."

ResidentSadist -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/22/2011 8:00:08 AM)
I should have prefaced my 1st reply with, "if I did everything I was asked about in the email". Don't you giys get the "fuck my wife", "chop a titty" and "try my gender, you'll like it" letters?

Kana -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/22/2011 8:04:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: MasterTygr You all are lucky! -_- Majority of my messages came around the time I joined and my name was on the 'newest locals' list. Now I rarely receive profile views, one or two a day. The worst part is they never leave a dang message! Say hello or something! Even hi would be nice. xP Although I do figure the male to female ratio here is absolutely ridiculous and that would be why you ladies get your mail spammed to hell. o.O If it makes you feel any better, your experience isn't unique for males. No matter who you are, the avalanche of crap comes in during the first sixty days when you are 'fresh meat'. After that, a lot of males have little else than cobwebs and spam in their mail. Switching pictures always brings more views. And certain shots attract lots more attention than others.

Phoenixpower -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/22/2011 8:11:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlackTigerDragon Unsolicited friend requests: 1 Indeed [8\|] just yesterday a couple tried to add me...a couple who is very keen on financial slaves [8\|] Gosh does my profile sounds likely to tolerate that shit when it not only clearly says I am not looking locally and poly relationships are a hard limit for me and that I won't waste any further money down the drain with dating abroat at the present as I am solely focusing on saving up for my move abroad [8\|] yeah I know, we musn't expect that oh so great masters and mistresses would bother to read the actual profile, I know [8\|] Anyhow, with those nutters I had the most joyful push of the reject button ever yesterday, when I read their profile [:D][:D][:D]

ResidentSadist -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/24/2011 12:50:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather i like you! i don't ever want to be anywhere where you can get your hands on me, but i like you. hannah lynn I feel the love. Thank you sweetheart, I like you too.

Buzzzz -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/24/2011 12:22:00 PM)
Thank god I didn't put the word "sadist" in my handle. My inbox would be even emptier!!!

BlackTigerDragon -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/27/2011 6:33:01 PM)
Results of the fake profile a few days later: Unsolicited friend requests: 1 Unsolicited chat requests: 1 “Where r u?” (entire message) : 3 Just “Hi” message from sub: 1 Just “Hi” message from dom: 5 One word messages: 2 First message offered a 'reward' like I'm a puppy: 1 Message from a poly couple suddenly deciding that I'm theirs: 2 Assumed I'm Bi: 1 Femdoms that didn't read my profile and demanded that I read theirs: 1 Asking for relocation in first message: 1 Expected a cellphone number in the second message: 1 “Get to know each other” first message: 1 First message should be a Journal Entry: 1 One line spam similar to stopping a stranger on the street to tell them that one day you sat in a car for 10 minutes: 1 Good friendly message from Dominant: 4 Friendly messages from male subs: 2 Friendly messages from female subs: 3 Oh and the guys that demanded relocation and cellphone numbers in the first message continue to deny that they had even mentioned it.And the 'femdom' suddenly decided that there is 'nothing' in my profile. In other news: out of all those messages ONE and only ONE has noticed the name of my profile AND has figured out the reference. This is probably the one and only guy out of all that has messaged me that I would submit to.

nancygirl34652 -> RE: What to expect in a female subs inbox... (4/27/2011 6:37:23 PM)
all these fake profiles are really making it even more difficult to find someone.....now i have to worry about "real fakes"....lol

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