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tazzygirl -> RE: Red Light Camera footage (4/23/2011 2:40:59 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Icarys
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Icarys, seriously, it's damn near impossible to exist outside your house and not break some kind of law. There are tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of them on the books and noone can possibly know all of them (and a lot of them are REALLY fucking stupid).
I bet if the truth were known, you break some of em occasionally.
What possibly could you or others be doing to break laws? Besides BDSM related stuff?
Drugs, speeding, jaywalking, cheating on taxes, copying movies..I don't do any of those things...I mean in the realm of our everyday lives what is there to break? Unless there is some law on the book that says I can't take a bath till after 7:00 pm at night...I can't think of anything I'm doing that crosses the lines.
I can't understand how any of you would be doing a whole lot of law breaking either.
Spitting on the sidewalks is illegal in parts of Virginia.
Ever called someone an asshole or a dickhead?
§ 18.2-416. Punishment for using abusive language to another.
If any person shall, in the presence or hearing of another, curse or abuse such other person, or use any violent abusive language to such person concerning himself or any of his relations, or otherwise use such language, under circumstances reasonably calculated to provoke a breach of the peace, he shall be guilty of a Class 3 misdemeanor.
(Code 1950, § 18.1-255; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15.)
http://www.lawserver.com/law/state/virginia/va-code/virginia_code_18-2-416
Oral or anal recently?
18.2-361. Crimes against nature.
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A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B.
B. Any person who carnally knows by the anus or by or with the mouth his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother shall be guilty of a
Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least thirteen but less than eighteen years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent shall be guilty of a Class 3 felony.
(Code 1950, 18.1-212; 1960, c. 358; 1968, c. 427; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 1977, c. 285; 1981, c. 397; 1993, c. 450.)
Have sex with someone you arent married too?
18.2-344. Fornication.
Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty of fornication, punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-344
18.2-345. Lewd and lascivious cohabitation.
If any persons, not married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or, whether married or not, be guilty of open and gross lewdness and lasciviousness, each of them shall be guilty of a Class 3 misdemeanor; and upon a repetition of the offense, and conviction thereof, each of them shall be guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor.
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-345
Ever gone hunting on a sunday? Illegal, unless you are hunting for racoons, then its ok until 2am.
Since 1934, the state of Virginia has prohibited mixing wine or beer with spirits, which means that if you're enjoying a pitcher of authentic sangria and you're in Virginia, someone has broken the law.
Did you know you’re legally required to move into the next lane or slow down by 20mph if an emergency vehicle (e.g. police car) is stopped on the side of the highway? If you didn’t know, that’s okay. Approximately 71 percent of Americans don’t know about this law either. You may also be shocked to discover that violating this "move over" law could cost you $2500.
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