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RedMagic1 -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:10:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre

well everyone should be thanking the OP otherwise the dusty old trolls here wouldn't have shit to to beside be troglodytes hiding at home role playing that they are some bdsm slave/sub/Dom/or Domina....*LAUGHS*

Um, you're posting on this thread too.

I'm at a lakefront, posting from my phone, and the last time I dropped soneone into subspace was about sixteen hours ago. I'll be making a rare appearance at a munch on Wednesday if you'd like to meet me in real life.


when your out in BC, Canada give me a jingle I am sure a nice tea at Tim Hortons would be delightful.



Cool, thanks. I used to date a sub in Nanaimo. You live in a beautiful part of the world. I would rather go to the Aphrodite Cafe though. I will definitely drop you a line if I plan travel that direction.




LadyDragonfyre -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:12:09 PM)

sounds great!




Reptoid -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:13:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: Reptoid

If by "up" you are referring to your OWN actions along with the others in this very thread, you actually meant "even lower".


Go on, cast a Pagan Chaos Mage spell at me, I dare you.



*sighs*  Alright then, you put your actual will into writing before witnesses.  So be it.  They all read your words and your words are inside their minds.  They know you will this self-curse upon yourself.  I find this foolish for anyone to do... however, who am I to infringe upon your true will?  I shall grant you your wish in my own way - let it be a surprise for you to enjoy as the gift you seek openly before your peers.  I think it best for you to wait however... the best surprises are the unexpected ones.  Also it's far easier to work as a team with other witches in a coven.  Perhaps I shall get around to making some calls tonight, discuss the matter, pick a day and time and then the rest is truly up to the workings of basic quantum hyperdimensional non-locality in symbiotic unity synchonized in conformity with will.  Lightning, as an analogy, prefers the shortest and easiest path.  So once it is cast, there's no turning back, even if the exact moment of release of built up karma is unknown.  Enjoy, and may all your wishes come true.







thishereboi -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:15:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: Reptoid
I'm sure my white house liaison associate would recognize it immediately upon just the mere mention of it.  :>  ..let alone my main-stream media news outlet owner here in Vancouver BC Canada.  Or the former national defense minister with whom I've spoken many times about things none of you could ever comprehend.  Yes, indeed.  All my worldly associates recognize you all as so important to their affairs off the CollarMe.com website.  They can't wait to leap here and get started thanks to all of your lovely inspiring words of pure joy.

[8|]

I have had it with this guy. His shit bores me. I will not bother to read his posts any more.


What you talking about? This is the most excitement the old bitches here have had in AGES!



Honestly, I have seen better. But he was good for a few laughs.




imperatrixx -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:16:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Reptoid
*sighs*  Alright then, you put your actual will into writing before witnesses.  So be it.  They all read your words and your words are inside their minds.  They know you will this self-curse upon yourself.  I find this foolish for anyone to do... however, who am I to infringe upon your true will?  I shall grant you your wish in my own way - let it be a surprise for you to enjoy as the gift you seek openly before your peers.  I think it best for you to wait however... the best surprises are the unexpected ones.  Also it's far easier to work as a team with other witches in a coven.  Perhaps I shall get around to making some calls tonight, discuss the matter, pick a day and time and then the rest is truly up to the workings of basic quantum hyperdimensional non-locality in symbiotic unity synchonized in conformity with will.  Lightning, as an analogy, prefers the shortest and easiest path.  So once it is cast, there's no turning back, even if the exact moment of release of built up karma is unknown.  Enjoy, and may all your wishes come true.



come at me bro i want one of these pyroblasts too.

imperatrixx casts rank 12 lulz

now what




Rule -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:17:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre
What you talking about? This is the most excitement the old bitches here have had in AGES!

I rather suspect the other posters are as bored with the OP as I am.

By the way, I wondered: Are you one of his sockpuppets?




HannahLynHeather -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:19:12 PM)

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seen clearly with their posts of male hate)
got an example or two? i haven't seen anything i would call male hate on their part.

hannah lynn




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:21:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre
What you talking about? This is the most excitement the old bitches here have had in AGES!

I rather suspect the other posters are as bored with the OP as I am.

By the way, I wondered: Are you one of his sockpuppets?


She totally wants a train to be run on her regardless of her affiliation.




HannahLynHeather -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:24:37 PM)

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Don't mess with old farts ... age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bull and brilliance only come with age and experience.
pffffffft!

hannah lynn




Reptoid -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:25:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre
What you talking about? This is the most excitement the old bitches here have had in AGES!

I rather suspect the other posters are as bored with the OP as I am.

By the way, I wondered: Are you one of his sockpuppets?


Call her up and see.  She's got a lovely voice.... and she's also a witch, like me.  We're discussing your collective wishes for self-destruction with a few covens as I write this.





imperatrixx -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:31:03 PM)

[image]http://www.sweary.com/dailyfun/wp-content/uploads/charlie-sheen-fuck-yeah-Im-a-warlock.jpg[/image]




thishereboi -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:32:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Reptoid

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre
What you talking about? This is the most excitement the old bitches here have had in AGES!

I rather suspect the other posters are as bored with the OP as I am.

By the way, I wondered: Are you one of his sockpuppets?


Call her up and see.  She's got a lovely voice.... and she's also a witch, like me.  We're discussing your collective wishes for self-destruction with a few covens as I write this.




lmfao....you just can not make this shit up[:D]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:33:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Reptoid

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre
What you talking about? This is the most excitement the old bitches here have had in AGES!

I rather suspect the other posters are as bored with the OP as I am.

By the way, I wondered: Are you one of his sockpuppets?


Call her up and see.  She's got a lovely voice.... and she's also a witch, like me.  We're discussing your collective wishes for self-destruction with a few covens as I write this.




Aim high, Harry Potter.




LadyDragonfyre -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:33:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre
What you talking about? This is the most excitement the old bitches here have had in AGES!

I rather suspect the other posters are as bored with the OP as I am.

By the way, I wondered: Are you one of his sockpuppets?


She totally wants a train to be run on her regardless of her affiliation.



oh now now Nocturnal you know your just wanting to have some fun....I have lovely electronic train set I am selling btw on ebay...it does run and has a switch board....





[image]local://upfiles/432340/D18350F0A2714C68B4CB224A9FCF2DB8.jpg[/image]




RapierFugue -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:33:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Reptoid

Blah blah blah ... waffle waffle waffle ... bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.


Put up or shut up, blowhard.

Tell what's going to happen, and when, then make it happen. If a great Pagan Mage like you can't do that then you're not worth the steam off my piss.




Reptoid -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:35:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

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ORIGINAL: Reptoid

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre
What you talking about? This is the most excitement the old bitches here have had in AGES!

I rather suspect the other posters are as bored with the OP as I am.

By the way, I wondered: Are you one of his sockpuppets?


Call her up and see.  She's got a lovely voice.... and she's also a witch, like me.  We're discussing your collective wishes for self-destruction with a few covens as I write this.




lmfao....you just can not make this shit up[:D]



You are correct.  She is a real female human being.  You seem rather surprised that real people speak truth on the internet.  Must be your current friendship database and whom you surround yourself by that has you in this odd state of non-reality.

So, did you two speak by telephone yet? 








NocturnalStalker -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:37:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre
What you talking about? This is the most excitement the old bitches here have had in AGES!

I rather suspect the other posters are as bored with the OP as I am.

By the way, I wondered: Are you one of his sockpuppets?


She totally wants a train to be run on her regardless of her affiliation.



oh now now Nocturnal you know your just wanting to have some fun....I have lovely electronic train set I am selling btw on ebay...it does run and has a switch board....





[image]local://upfiles/432340/D18350F0A2714C68B4CB224A9FCF2DB8.jpg[/image]


Tell you what, get rid of this whole World of Warcraft gimmick you got going on and I'll make you feel 21 again. [;)]




LadyDragonfyre -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:38:00 PM)

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Call her up and see.  She's got a lovely voice.... and she's also a witch, like me.  We're discussing your collective wishes for self-destruction with a few covens as I write this.




lmfao....you just can not make this shit up[:D]



You are correct.  She is a real female human being.  You seem rather surprised that real people speak truth on the internet.  Must be your current friendship database and whom you surround yourself by that has you in this odd state of non-reality.

So, did you two speak by telephone yet? 



aww your too kind, darling..




Rule -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:41:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyDragonfyre
[image]local://upfiles/432340/D18350F0A2714C68B4CB224A9FCF2DB8.jpg[/image]

If only I did not carry the herpes virus, I might want to court that 20 dollar bill girl.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Opportunity of a lifetime for a very lucky slave! (4/23/2011 2:43:32 PM)

I'm crushed.  He wrote me a letter, mentioning my dead mother and informing me he blocked me.  His mage and priestlike powers are awesome, I hope he and my dead mom are having a good time despite my lowly and shameful behavior on these forums that have apparently embarrassed her.  Psychic-Pagan-Mage-Priest Master's are just awesome eh?  But I thought it strange to initiate communication with someone you won't be communicating with?  It seemed girlish . . like when she says "I'm leaving on the 4:00 bus, gate 12, and don't try to stop me."  Awwww . . . he really does care after all and that was his feminine slave side communicating with me . . . his way of flirting with me. 

Nonetheless, the initial rejection was just too painful.  I won't take him no matter how many letters he writes.  I've never been blocked by anyone . . . I was just trying to help him with his tiny broken stick.  I was deeply touched when he said " By far the worst experience in the "on-line" BDSM chain of websites world wide CollarMe.com get's TOP PRIZE."  I was so happy we got top prize at something, I was going to submit this new CM logo.  Maybe Reptoid would once again grant the mods permission and let them to use it. 

[img]http://residentsadist.com/pics/repaward.jpg[/img]

See how important imagery is?  I am a marketing professional and was giving Reptoid valid image advice for free.  It is hard to go from a Bi-Poly-Pagan-Gorean-Master-switch BDSM slave type, to a Psychic-Master-Pagan-Mage-Priest that communicates with my mother.  You got to come with all your guns loaded, not just the superior intellect and exemplary emotional discipline he has already displayed.  Stooping down from his lofty heights to grant us his excellent tidbits of advice, his divine permission to the mods and his many, many vital judgments of us all is hard work.  He really needs a PR guy to help him out.  Because it's:
70% how you look
20% how you sound
10% what you say

Pagan stick imagery is vital!  I was going to share my research with him like these examples:

The Magic Staff A vital resource for "choosing a big stick" and detecting its magic properties.
The quintessential techno-Pagan A highly respected article - note the size of his stick!
Tools: Magik Staff  Another resource guide about big sticks.

Despite my sincerely trying to help him project a new image, other than his current "just some horny net geek with a tiny broken stick", he rejected and blocked me.  Perhaps it is for the best.  Afterall, his fear that our actions here at CollarMe may just be tip of the iceberg and that it could be "the same everywhere on the internet" may very well be true.  They rest of the internet probably doesn't treat horny net geek Bi-Poly-Pagan-Gorean-Master-switch-BDSM-slave/Psychic-Master-Mage-Priests with the respect they feel they deserve.  For reminding us of that  . . . we thank you.




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