A couple of years after my children had all left home, they snuck in and hid Easter candy and a basket all over my house. Said it was their turn to treat Mama.
This morning I was presented breakfast in bed, by my new fellow. Eggs, hash browns, waffles, bacon, juice, coffee, a bouquet of sunflowers and a new toy. Life is good.
I remember as a kid how retarded it sounded even with all my imagination that a rabbit would go around with baskets full of chocolates. I'm convinced people that made the "Easter Bunny" up just did so to challenge themselves and see how much children they could get to buy into that trash.
When I have kids I plan to tell them straight up. No Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, no fun, no anything in this world. You're either cutthroat or you suck.
I remember as a kid how retarded it sounded even with all my imagination that a rabbit would go around with baskets full of chocolates. I'm convinced people that made the "Easter Bunny" up just did so to challenge themselves and see how much children they could get to buy into that trash.
When I have kids I plan to tell them straight up. No Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, no fun, no anything in this world. You're either cutthroat or you suck.