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-=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 2:18:27 AM

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It could give a whole new meaning to sleeping with the fishes . . . well... a mermaid anyway. After all, they are half fishy type parts and half girlie parts. Am I the only one or do the mermaids in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides look exceptionally hot? I'd like to keep one of those babies in my swimming pool . . . yes I would.

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 2:23:30 AM

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 2:50:06 AM

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I'm pretty sure that in the case of mermaids, the "fish" isn't the one getting fucked. Like that old "in soviet Russia" joke - fish fucks you! Usually by dragging you to the bottom of the sea. They're sadistic that way.

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 2:57:15 AM

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The one in the middle looks like the rare and precious "Uma Thurmermaid".

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 3:08:32 AM

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Actually, I believe the 3 represent Sirens.....if you can see, the ship in the background is on fire.

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 3:11:52 AM

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I might have my Odyssey wrong, but I'm pretty sure that sirens were half bird, not half fish. No?

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 3:14:36 AM

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Actually, I believe the 3 represent Sirens.....if you can see, the ship in the background is on fire.

Uma Thursiren doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 3:34:50 AM

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 4:35:03 AM

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The Sirens were the ones who sing their song of death. Some people would confuse them as the mermaids in history. The Harpies were the ones with a bird-like body from mythology. Please remember that Hollywood does screw mythology quite often.

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 5:04:33 AM

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RS.. you DO know that I love you muchly, right?

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 5:08:13 AM

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Please remember that Hollywood does screw mythology quite often.

'Please' don't assume that everybody relies on Hollywood. I read a translated version of the Odyssey when I was a kid; it stuck with me.

Wikipedia says we're all right:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren

Sirens were bird-people in Classic mythology, but were portrayed with tails later. But hey, thanks for being needlessly patronising about it.

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 5:30:45 AM

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i'm guessing with a pH balancing lube to nuetralize the salt water.

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 6:03:50 AM

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As long as the fish in question is not a piranha...

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 11:23:37 AM

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Come to think of it, how do fish fuck fish?

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 11:25:47 AM

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You don't.

She lays eggs in the water and you jerk off on them.

Sort of like you'll be doing to that picture. So really, you're not missing anything.

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 1:54:34 PM

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RS.. you DO know that I love you muchly, right?

Loves you back. Hey, this thread is for you baby. It was a question you brought up in our conversation after all. I'm still waiting for a good instructional answer though. I mean . . . do you fuck her in the mouth . . . between the titties or what? Can you just ignore the scales and jam it in her girlie parts... sounds kinda' scratchy to me. What about lesbian mermaid sex . . . how the hell do they do that?

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/7/2011 11:50:25 PM

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I dunno... but dont fish have a naturally lubed skin?

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/8/2011 12:13:00 AM

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When RS comes to my house... the fish in my aquarium stop swimming. 'Nuff said.

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/8/2011 12:14:55 AM

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*pictures fish going "holy shit! RS is here!! EVERYONE!! QUICK!! Belly up!!!NO!! WAIT!! oh shit.. what IS the proper position?????""*

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RE: -=How do you fuck a fish?=- - 5/8/2011 12:26:40 AM

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I dunno... but dont fish have a naturally lubed skin?

We talking slimy boobs or a slippery fish hole? . . . I guess either way would be good.

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