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Blonderfluff -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/12/2014 3:32:34 AM)

I was last night. I ate a tangerine instead. Bikini season is coming!

TPBM is going on a beach vaca this Spring




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/13/2014 6:52:09 PM)

Nope

TPBM detests liver




BecomingV -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/15/2014 3:21:15 PM)

A million times YES, I detest the liver! LOL (as a food product. I'm rather fond of my own liver.)

TPBM has bought a sex toy through the mail.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/15/2014 4:37:52 PM)

Yes, on many occasions :)

TPBM has had poison ivy.




CatharsisKentUK -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/16/2014 11:57:44 AM)

Nope, wrong location.

TPBM dances while vacuuming the floors.




LadyMondenschein -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/16/2014 2:37:58 PM)

Well, yeah, my nephew aka Hellspawn. He's an obnoxious little twit and neither my sister nor my creature in law can be bothered to correct him when he is rude to Me. So I'm rude right back to him, then my sister gets on my case and says that this is why he is the way he is with me. I tell her that's bullshit, it's my reaction to his already established bad behavior and since I wasn't the one there to oversee his behavior development or lack thereof during his formative years  and she WAS, she should look no further than the mirror when it comes to wondering how he got to be such a little fucktwat. Mother of the year she's not.
TPBM would love to tuck into a bowl of honeydew flavored sorbet w/ a trickle of creme de menthe on it and feel the cool sensation of icy minty melon sliding luxuriously down her or his throat.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/16/2014 5:20:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CatharsisKentUK

Nope, wrong location.

TPBM dances while vacuuming the floors.


No, not that jazzed about vacuuming.

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyMondenschein

Well, yeah, my nephew aka Hellspawn. He's an obnoxious little twit and neither my sister nor my creature in law can be bothered to correct him when he is rude to Me. So I'm rude right back to him, then my sister gets on my case and says that this is why he is the way he is with me. I tell her that's bullshit, it's my reaction to his already established bad behavior and since I wasn't the one there to oversee his behavior development or lack thereof during his formative years  and she WAS, she should look no further than the mirror when it comes to wondering how he got to be such a little fucktwat. Mother of the year she's not.
TPBM would love to tuck into a bowl of honeydew flavored sorbet w/ a trickle of creme de menthe on it and feel the cool sensation of icy minty melon sliding luxuriously down her or his throat.



Sounds lovely.

TPBM has long fingernails.




FrostedFlake -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/16/2014 8:55:30 PM)

Tried that. On the right. Thought it helped. Probably confirmation bias. Then I tore one. Ow. Cut 'em. Found I could play anyway. So I keep them short.

TPBM has tried surfing.




BecomingV -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/17/2014 12:37:38 AM)

Windsurfing, yes.

TPBM repairs things rather than throwing them out.




Rasciallymisty -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/17/2014 9:58:29 AM)

Try to but not all things can repaired :(

TPBM is growing their hair out.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/17/2014 7:14:43 PM)

False. I just got my hair cut on Saturday.

TPBM wore green today.




Rasciallymisty -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/18/2014 7:18:20 AM)

I didn't but I thought green all day does that count??

TPBM rather have music on than the TV when home alone.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/18/2014 3:48:19 PM)

False

TPBM has dimples.




Rasciallymisty -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/19/2014 12:06:29 PM)

LOL more than I care to admit I do.....oops you mean like smile dimples....I have a chin dimple :)

TPBM....grows many of their own herbs used for cooking.




Blonderfluff -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/19/2014 1:03:58 PM)

Yup! And for soap making too.

TPBM has their treasured photos in a box, not a photo album.




Rasciallymisty -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/19/2014 1:10:20 PM)

No it actual hangs in my living room where I can see it everyday.

TPBM....has at least one secret that they have never told anyone.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/19/2014 5:23:31 PM)

True

TPBM has written poetry




Rasciallymisty -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/19/2014 6:22:46 PM)

OMG not as long winded as I am.....

TPBM  has tried painting with oils.




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/20/2014 7:54:37 PM)

Yes, I have tried painting with oils

TPBM has an oil painting in their home.




Rasciallymisty -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (3/20/2014 8:45:49 PM)

Majoring in Art when younger...that and a few other media's

TPBM is happy that winter is almost over.




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