LadyHugs -> RE: Ball Popping? (5/12/2006 2:49:48 PM)
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Dear LaTigresse-- Cowboy Oysters they're called (male steer nuts) -- I was rather interested on how these little "doggies" were constructed. The membrane that keeps them is like those easter eggs that dye leached into the boiled eggs. The membrane slit, usually with a razor, its the same look and texture of apple sauce! Only difference is little grissle things. The little swimmers travel through to get to the... umm well, that is another area of great interest. Lucky to have known a medical examiner as well. He also gave me a description of human "goodies" and or "dangle berries." Now...hopefully the lads reading this will uncurl from their fetal pose with their goodies hidden. Oh-- I do have a nice lovely axe that I carry with me. A board, a small grape fruit and or watermellon. I have a lovely time when the patient/victim hears as all this medical fussing about for the surgery per se; then whack the fruit/watermellon with the axe and the sound of ... well, you can understand with the sensation of touching then sound of an axe falling on what they may feel is their 'goodies' -- My goodness do have a gag and mind one's virgin ears. It is even more delightful if you have a few partners in the surgery. Adds to the surgery and the sights, sounds and sensations of it all. Oh, I will add those who enjoy their detached penis fantasies, I use a butcher's lambs membrane sausage link as a prop. Lovely people butchers, they trim meats, keep the fats and such, to which props can be created. Just add a cooked one into the props for you to [cough] enjoy later into the scene; add some food coloring as to make it mauve; flesh like. Otherwise, you can use food coloring and cream cheese to aid in the appearance of a male member. The axe thumping down on what is they think is their manhood is so much fun; however the axe thumps down on a sausage. Find a pizzle at the local dog/pet shop and then set it on a plate, warm it a wee bit... So, they can see dried pizzle/large animal penis if nobody knows it as such; the sausage in the distance for visual aid.... Ah, such reactions are priceless. Respectfully submitted, Lady Hugs Respectfully submitted, Lady Hugs
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