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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 11:56:58 AM)
quote: I'm currently watching Dr Who... No sign of Rapture so far... but another fitting song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g I love her. My first wife used to have a latex dress just like that and a blonde wig. She'd put those on and flash her perfect ass saying "You know where it goes boss"... Too bad she didn't want kids... at 50 she still looks great

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 11:58:59 AM)
quote: The sky didn't cave in, there were no earthquakes (tho a friend of mine burped significantly at 6.02 pm), there were no thunderbolts, no flashes of lightening ........ Instead 6 pm - the appointed hour of DOOM - came and went as quietly as a church mouse. AFAIK, no one died, no one was struck down or lifted up. If the RAPTURE boat came calling, it missed all of us here in Sydney. I want my money back! I found out what the problem is. God is punishing ALL of Australia for one sentence "Fosters, Australian for Beer"

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 12:19:46 PM)
quote: What do you mean finally? I never denied that Bob Dylan is one of the greatest songwriters EVER, in fact I always claimed that very loudly, and let me tell you, I recall when his son came on the scene with the Wallflowers, then all of a sudden all the other kids discovered daddy Dylan, the father of the guy who wrote "One Headlight", ha ignorants, I had all of his Bobness' albums, thanks to an English teacher who used his lyrics... Don't miss Lady Constanze in her leather nipple bra @ the DylanPride parade this august[8D]

dcnovice -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 12:22:24 PM)
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SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 1:01:05 PM)
quote: Well, I sorted out the garage and my wardrobe, I'm off now to bring a load of stuff to the charity shop, in case Rapture should happen while I'm not in, I got this on the iPod Donating clothes to charity.... How the FUCK do you think you're gonna bail doing that.... THE POOR<TM> are WAY the fuck ahead of US in line.... THE MEEK... HELLO? [8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D] BTW - Zimmy is on record as stating that this version below is his favorite HD... AND he stated in the same interview that "Axel Rose is just a punk ripping off the dead, ripping off me"... which I believe may have been his first effort at stand-up comedy Bottom line is there are only three real lyricsmiths that will be remembered with the word POWERFUL 100 years from now And their names are Dylan, Hunter, and Lennon, in no particular order... http://youtu.be/mUbeh6mYl6c The Chick singer is of course Joan Baez, and the guy on the stand-up bass is John Kahn... some of you (TWEAK) may remember his wife Maria Muldaur

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 1:10:05 PM)
quote: Dylan, the father of the guy who wrote "One Headlight", ha ignorants, I had all of his Bobness' albums, thanks to an English teacher who used his lyrics... Bob Vellecha my Junior year End teach... ONLY Quoted Bob Dylan and Frank Zappa "There once was a man A little old man Who lived in Mortreal With a wife and a dog and a car and a house and a teenage daughter with a see-through blouse who loved to truck and ball. And her name was mag-de-leeeeeena My daughter dear, do not be concerned When your Canadian Daddy comes near I work so hard don't you understand Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land"

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 1:11:24 PM)
quote: Don't even know why i am responding to this. But my view is: I'll talk to my God; and my God will talk to your God; and your God will talk to you. In the end every thing works out one way or another. MstrPBK St. Paul, MN USA Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a warm round of applause for the CEO of Linkedin.com

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 1:14:04 PM)
quote: Wasn't the end already supposed to happen, or is Jesus on Pacific time? It's that or is heaven is an apartment in Jacksonville, Florida. It ain't even fucking raining here on Cape Ann... BTW - I promise we'll return the Tampa Lightning alive after Monday night's resounding defeat.

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 1:29:13 PM)
quote: I had all of his Bobness' albums, thanks to an English teacher who used his lyrics... Here's Jerry's Equivalent to Heaven's Door albeit 'spacier' it has it's parallels http://youtu.be/9t7HVgeW2Kk

tweakabelle -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 1:54:13 PM)
Sinners, it's the morning of the 22nd May here in post-RAPTURE Sydney. Sydney's residents have woken up to find our city intact, the sky sea beaches and land all in place. Surprisingly perhaps after the sins of our post-rapture partying but it was a Saturday night and the promised rapture gig didn't happen so what else could we do? So sinners I can confidently assure you that there is a world after RAPTURE, that nothing happens at the appointed hour except Mr Camping and the gullible fools who believed him are made to look even more ridiculous than they already were. And that, let's not kid ourselves, is an almighty accomplishment.

Lucylastic -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 2:19:26 PM)
Maybe its 6 pm PST???? only 40 minutes to go here EST anyone have that streaming website camera action?

tweakabelle -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 2:24:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Maybe its 6 pm PST???? only 40 minutes to go here EST anyone have that streaming website camera action? Does God operate on Greenwich Mean Time? I can't recall GMT being mentioned in the Bible. On another thread, someone said Camping's organisation has $72 million in the bank. If we're going to look at numbers, they're the numbers we might best focus upon. [:D]

Lucylastic -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 2:27:52 PM)
He isnt talking to me, but I assume he does.... :) 72 million?? I guess he isnt planning on going anywhere till thats spent!

LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 2:29:26 PM)
Well, what time is it in Israel right now? Bible concentrates most on that, so I guess the Rapture is going to happen on their time line

Lucylastic -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 2:33:16 PM)
well its sunday 12.32am (5.32 EST) so .... another no show

LadyConstanze -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 2:36:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote: What do you mean finally? I never denied that Bob Dylan is one of the greatest songwriters EVER, in fact I always claimed that very loudly, and let me tell you, I recall when his son came on the scene with the Wallflowers, then all of a sudden all the other kids discovered daddy Dylan, the father of the guy who wrote "One Headlight", ha ignorants, I had all of his Bobness' albums, thanks to an English teacher who used his lyrics... Don't miss Lady Constanze in her leather nipple bra @ the DylanPride parade this august[8D] You know, I don't actually have a leather bra, well I do but it won't fit me or contain the things the tit fairy gave me... But with friends we used to hold a yearly Dylan party on his bday where we used to dress up as characters from his songs (most of the people taking part were guys who could be my fathers or grandfathers but that didn't ruin the fun), I went as Sarah (in a calico dress), diplomat who carries on his shoulder a cat (couldn't find a Siamese stuffed animal), Jack of Hearts and Queen of Spades...

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 6:15:39 PM)
quote: You know, I don't actually have a leather bra, well I do but it won't fit me or contain the things the tit fairy gave me... But with friends we used to hold a yearly Dylan party on his bday where we used to dress up as characters from his songs (most of the people taking part were guys who could be my fathers or grandfathers but that didn't ruin the fun), I went as Sarah (in a calico dress), diplomat who carries on his shoulder a cat (couldn't find a Siamese stuffed animal), Jack of Hearts and Queen of Spades... Cool.. don't wear the bra... I've got a contact for veletine bandaids, which I'd much rather see you in anyway[:D] I am sure though that whatever dylan character you dress as you do him great justice.

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 6:18:25 PM)
quote: Skipper, what happens if the rapture machine malfunctions and just rips the clothes off of them? "Sweet Jesus! Look at all those naked fatties!" "Martha, don't look!" Ther'd be a huge pile of clothes, keys and wallets in heaven! "Saint Peter, report to the front office ASAP!" Just one word or warning ... if that rapture machine fucks up really bad, none of us better be standing near it... or we're talkin SINNER SMOOTHIES

SternSkipper -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 7:08:36 PM)
quote: World hasn't ended yet. (Which is just as well: I'd have missed Doctor Who if it had...) you;re moonhead's Domme? In that case Welcome Aboard the thread! ,oon's real good people in my book. Nice to meet you.

dcnovice -> RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is Saturday... Don't Get Caught Unsaved (5/21/2011 7:10:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Well, what time is it in Israel right now? Bible concentrates most on that, so I guess the Rapture is going to happen on their time line That would be my guess too.

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