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The Wall - 5/18/2011 8:10:54 AM

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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time..

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."

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RE: The Wall - 5/18/2011 8:13:12 AM

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RE: The Wall - 5/18/2011 8:14:35 AM

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;)

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RE: The Wall - 5/18/2011 8:18:25 AM

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There's a man with his friend and their talking about their last doings...
Says one guy; You've got to get your cock tattoo'd. With what?, the other asks.
Well you get a 50 euro tattoo there. Oh and why? is the next question.

First of all, it is great to see your money growing....
Second it is always very nice to play with your money
And third, it won't be that bad then when your wife gets hold of your money!!

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RE: The Wall - 5/18/2011 8:23:56 AM

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LOL!!!!

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RE: The Wall - 5/18/2011 8:27:23 AM

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How's that for a translation Dutch English?
**grinn**

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RE: The Wall - 5/18/2011 8:29:59 AM

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excellent!

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