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Hardnrough1776 -> Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 3:09:50 PM)

Hey there.

25/m just getting into this. I watch alot of rough porn and I am determined to find a girl to humiliate. Rough anal and gaging to be exact



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ashjor911 -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 3:38:26 PM)

wleocme To CM

PS: dont put e-mails here



firedogmilwaukee -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 3:51:13 PM)

good luck finding the girl your looking for



Delilya -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 5:24:21 PM)

good luck



sunshinemiss -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 5:26:44 PM)

*noting all the "good luck" options*

did you look under the bed? in the closet? on the counter? Whenever I can't find something those are the first 3 places I check.

good luck... yes... good luck.

sunshine



MsLadySue -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 5:29:02 PM)

And you expect to find that here, why?  The ladies on this site and not "whores".



DarkSteven -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 5:30:27 PM)

You're looking for that elusive place where porn and real life intersect.



sunshinemiss -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 5:31:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

You're looking for that elusive place where porn and real life intersect.


It's where the unicorns live...



MsLadySue -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 5:34:04 PM)

Stop watching porn and venture out in the real world. You might actually find what you seek.



poise -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 5:48:59 PM)

Is it wrong that this thread makes me want to break out in song?



sunshinemiss -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 5:51:11 PM)

You know, I went to a strip club once (yes, only once)... It was to celebrate the birthday of a lesbian gal I was working with. (very hot Puerto Rican woman... I mean seriously beautiful dykey woman... the kind that could make a saint forget th Lawd... but I digress)...

Anyway, the women (strippers) there lurved us. We tipped, we were respectful, we said thank you, we smiled and looked them in the eye (as well as other places - we aren't dead after all. But we didn't forget they were women).

What astounded me about that night - and I'm not exactly a naive little flower - was how many men were in the club on a Friday night. That's what this originial post reminds me of - Friday at the strip club where the real men were living out a fantasy. The women that worked at the club were busy hanging out with the real women who treated them like ladies. I turned to one of my friends that night and said, "this is why straight women can't find men - they are all at the strip club forgetting what it is to be around women that they don't have to pay to give them attention."

Tune in next week when we hear about the Sunny Adventures in Pirate Tricks and Boat Bondage.



LadyPact -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 5:59:54 PM)

Welcome to CM.  Good luck finding someone here.

If you don't, maybe I'll just create an alternative email address, contact you on the ones you're posting here on the internet, and proceed to post a transcript of how foolish you can be?



smartsub10 -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 6:45:51 PM)

Porn is fun and arousing.  But, it's porn.  Not real.  When you watch porn believing it's a documentary on real life experiences you're going to be mighty disappointed when you go out looking for the real-life version of the characters on the screen.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 6:47:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hardnrough1776

Hey there.

25/m just getting into this. I watch alot of rough porn and I am determined to find a girl to humiliate. Rough anal and gaging to be exact



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Welcome. Just as the women performing in 'rough porn' get paid to tolerate this (quite a lot, by the way) so you should expect to whip out your credit card with that attitude. PS: What is 'gaging'?



BurntKitty -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 7:04:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hardnrough1776

Hey there.

25/m just getting into this. I watch alot of rough porn and I am determined to find a girl to humiliate. Rough anal and gaging to be exact



[Mod edit- email & AIM removed. Rho]



Welcome. Just as the women performing in 'rough porn' get paid to tolerate this (quite a lot, by the way) so you should expect to whip out your credit card with that attitude. PS: What is 'gaging'?



quote:

gaging: present participle of gage (Verb)present participle of gauge (Verb)
1. Offer (a thing or one's life) as a guarantee of good faith.
2. Estimate or determine the magnitude, amount, or volume of


And gaging by the replies here, the OP might be tempted to try gagging us!

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MistressDarkArt -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 7:39:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

And gaging by the replies here, the OP might be tempted to try gagging us!

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Oh, I get it!! Thanks, BK! The OP wants to gag a woman while he physically damages her behind. Sounds expensive!! Any pro-subs want to guesstimate what would make that sort of treatment worth it to you? OP, you're new to the lifestyle so I'm going to give you a little tip: a good dominant will not do anything to a sub they have not experienced themselves so they know precisely what they are dishing out. So I suggest you pay a Pro to strap on a big one, shove it down your throat until you gag then keep going, after which yank it out and proceed to dish out some hardnrough1776-style anal on you (preferably no lube.) How's all that rough porn sounding now, muffin?



sirssubk2008 -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/20/2011 9:34:43 PM)

Umm...nevermind

<<<<< backs quicky out of the room



Killerangel -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 8:55:25 AM)

FYI, I'd rethink your approach of writing women you don't know and asking them straight up to be your anal slave. It does seem rather apparent that you watch a lot of porn if this is your technique. It seems to be pissing people off. Since you are 'starting to get into the Dominant thing and it's intriguing to you', then you might want to get a clue if you're going to find that woman of  your dreams.



Icarys -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 9:00:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Hardnrough1776

Hey there.

25/m just getting into this. I watch alot of rough porn and I am determined to find a girl to humiliate. Rough anal and gaging to be exact



[Mod edit- email & AIM removed. Rho]


There's plenty of whore's to go round. Jump right in.



mnottertail -> RE: Newbie looking for anal whore (5/21/2011 9:01:38 AM)

There is also plenty of asses to go around as well.



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