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RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/20/2011 11:11:21 PM

firedogmilwaukee

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Milwuakee is a total loss from what i can tell. they are everywhere, the streets are a death trap. i am held up in my apartment building. the doors are locked and im preparing to destroy the stairs, i got some food not sure if i should try to make a run to get outa the city. will report back later,,, if i live...GOD IS DEAD AND HE WALKS...

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 12:25:04 AM

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Oh shit ! I forgot it was leap Halloween Eve !

I am such a dumbass.; I got CRS. Can't remeber shit. At least I think it might stand for that.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:31:30 AM

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I'm going to go for a walk and see if I can score some decent shoes or handbags that got left behind.....

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:37:34 AM

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Someone alert RaptorJesus - It's time for the {{{Veloci-Rapture}}}..

EDITED because I just woke up from a dream in which Domi and RaptorJesus were not only one and the same person, but had learned to clone themselves..

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:38:36 AM

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With JesusRapture?

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:38:47 AM

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At least I think it might stand for that.

Let me guess..You can't remember?

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:39:29 AM

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I love the idea that if yea verily, the wrath of god was finally descending unto earth:

a) It would happen first in Milwaukee
b) The first thing this dude would do is tell the innanet kinksters.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:41:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: firedogmilwaukee

Milwuakee is a total loss from what i can tell. they are everywhere, the streets are a death trap. i am held up in my apartment building. the doors are locked and im preparing to destroy the stairs, i got some food not sure if i should try to make a run to get outa the city. will report back later,,, if i live...GOD IS DEAD AND HE WALKS...

I hear Oprah and Dr. Phil were the first to have been raptured.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:42:47 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MarcEsadrian

quote:

ORIGINAL: firedogmilwaukee

Milwuakee is a total loss from what i can tell. they are everywhere, the streets are a death trap. i am held up in my apartment building. the doors are locked and im preparing to destroy the stairs, i got some food not sure if i should try to make a run to get outa the city. will report back later,,, if i live...GOD IS DEAD AND HE WALKS...

I hear Oprah and Dr. Phil were the first to have been raptured.

Once again with all the translations.....maybe it was supposed to be RUPTURE not rapture.....

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:49:38 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: MarcEsadrian

I hear Oprah and Dr. Phil were the first to have been raptured.

Once again with all the translations.....maybe it was supposed to be RUPTURE not rapture.....

Could be! I'm still trying to get my head around that "The More You Know, The More You Kohl's!" tagline.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:52:00 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MarcEsadrian

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

quote:

ORIGINAL: MarcEsadrian

I hear Oprah and Dr. Phil were the first to have been raptured.

Once again with all the translations.....maybe it was supposed to be RUPTURE not rapture.....

Could be! I'm still trying to get my head around that "The More You Know, The More You Kohl's!" tagline.

I'm just glad that "Oh Oh Oh, the big red O" commercial from Christmas is gone now....

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:55:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

I love the idea that if yea verily, the wrath of god was finally descending unto earth:

a) It would happen first in Milwaukee
b) The first thing this dude would do is tell the innanet kinksters.

LMAO! Yes, that's actually what I was thinking - Milwaukee???? Okay!

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:57:05 AM

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Could be! I'm still trying to get my head around that "The More You Know, The More You Kohl's!" tagline.

My brain nearly ruptured when I first heard that one.

And someone actually got paid for that slogan. I'm in the wrong bidness.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 8:58:06 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

I love the idea that if yea verily, the wrath of god was finally descending unto earth:

a) It would happen first in Milwaukee
b) The first thing this dude would do is tell the innanet kinksters.

LMAO! Yes, that's actually what I was thinking - Milwaukee???? Okay!

Why wouldn't god do the cheeseheads in first? Makes perfect sense to me.....

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 9:05:22 AM

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Why wouldn't god do the cheeseheads in first? Makes perfect sense to me.....

Oh now that's just cheesy and full of holes.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 9:16:21 AM

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ORIGINAL: firedogmilwaukee

Milwuakee is a total loss from what i can tell. they are everywhere, the streets are a death trap. i am held up in my apartment building. the doors are locked and im preparing to destroy the stairs, i got some food not sure if i should try to make a run to get outa the city. will report back later,,, if i live...GOD IS DEAD AND HE WALKS...

Well since it has been 5/21 already for damn near half the world, I would think Fox or CNN would be broadcasting any returns from closing poles...er the diasporic outpourings of the clairvoyantly versed few.

Fact of that matter for a true believer...you know that Christian eschatology in Thessalonians, do not believe the Amillennialists because the dispensationalists are not quite sure and do not agree on the exact timing.

But yes, I succumb...stock piled hot dogs and Corona...just the necessities.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 9:20:59 AM

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i got some food not sure if i should try to make a run to get outa the city. will report back later,,, if i live...GOD IS DEAD AND HE WALKS...

I was half watching a programme on the National Geographic channel about what to do if aliens invaded. You are supposed to have at least three days food and running is the best option. Live to fight another day etc. I think the conclusion of the documentary was that if aliens invaded we'd be pretty fucked because those capable of interstellar travel would have technology way more advanced than those that can't. In all it was a pretty depressing watch and at no point did I think "oh I didn't know that".

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 9:21:42 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MarcEsadrian

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ORIGINAL: firedogmilwaukee

Milwuakee is a total loss from what i can tell. they are everywhere, the streets are a death trap. i am held up in my apartment building. the doors are locked and im preparing to destroy the stairs, i got some food not sure if i should try to make a run to get outa the city. will report back later,,, if i live...GOD IS DEAD AND HE WALKS...

I hear Oprah and Dr. Phil were the first to have been raptured.

Well didn't Oprah say 'buy the book' and...Martha told us...Rapture...is a good thing ? Well, didn't they ?

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 9:24:38 AM

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Does anyone here know morse code?

Tap, Tap, Tap......Tap....Tap....Tap.....Tap, Tap, Tap.

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RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! - 5/21/2011 9:28:45 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLhaTzMyGhM&feature=related

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