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sexyred1 -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 9:30:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

I love the idea that if yea verily, the wrath of god was finally descending unto earth:

a) It would happen first in Milwaukee
b) The first thing this dude would do is tell the innanet kinksters.



Why be surprised? Don't alien abductions always happen first in the Midwest? :)

I like windchymes practical idea; run to get the fabulous shoes that are being left behind in the mad rush.



Icarys -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 9:30:51 AM)

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Have a nice day.[:D]



FullCircle -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 9:56:53 AM)

You'll be handy if WW2 ever happens again.



windchymes -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 9:57:26 AM)

Wow...I think we just found the tutor for those mute slaves......[:D]

Actually, very impressive.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 9:58:26 AM)

Jerkdoodlers? Well that's a new one.



FullCircle -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 10:00:08 AM)

Only works on black paper.



MarcEsadrian -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 10:00:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

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ORIGINAL: MarcEsadrian


Could be! I'm still trying to get my head around that "The More You Know, The More You Kohl's!" tagline.


My brain nearly ruptured when I first heard that one. 

And someone actually got paid for that slogan.  I'm in the wrong bidness.



Just think of how all the knowledge in these threads can be taglined: the more you know, the more you CollarMe.com.

Catchy, isn't it?




Icarys -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 10:05:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Jerkdoodlers? Well that's a new one.

LMAO. Leave it to you to figure it out.[:D]





NuevaVida -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 10:08:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Jerkdoodlers? Well that's a new one.


You just wanted to say doodle.



NuevaVida -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 10:09:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MarcEsadrian

Just think of how all the knowledge in these threads can be taglined: the more you know, the more you CollarMe.com.

Catchy, isn't it?




Ha - Quite!  I likey [:D]



windchymes -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 10:14:40 AM)

I thought it was "The more you blow, the more you CollarMe"

[:D]



MarcEsadrian -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 10:21:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

I thought it was "The more you blow, the more you CollarMe"

[:D]


Approved. [:D]



CarpeComa -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 4:11:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: firedogmilwaukee
GOD IS DEAD AND HE WALKS...


God is a zombie? Does he feast on brains too? I guess that would mean god loves me for my mind [:D]



AlwaysLisa -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 4:29:10 PM)

The volcano in Iceland is erupting....maybe this guy needs help deciphering maps.   Instead of a quake in NZ, he meant to say a volcano in Iceland?   Funny thing, the website for the radio show is down...now what are all those people who gave up everything they owned to follow him going to do?    Is there a plan B?



playfulotter -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 4:45:14 PM)

I saw this link about it on msn.com entitled, "Left behind by humorgeddon"...funny photos and the video might make you chuckle too depending on how you feel about certain things!

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/21/6690884-left-behind-by-humorgeddon?GT1=43001



popularDemand -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 4:56:12 PM)

I've been led to believe that theis rapture business was the return of Jesus to sweep up all the good and worthy, leaving the remainder of humanity to suffer in a world of pestilance and war for a year or so.

Now then, I never noticed many of the good and worthy being swept up by the Returned... and I'm certainly still here.... so something has gone wrong, that's for sure.

Unless of course there were many fewer Pure & Good than the numbers originally estimated in that old tome?
Perhaps a couple of people were swept up before the Son of God gave it all up as a bad job, had a nice cup of tea and fucked off to call his Dad a Tosser... again.

I understained he was a tad annoyed last time he was here.
Dodgy family that... disfunctional cunts.

pD



DeviantlyD -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 5:46:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes


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ORIGINAL: MarcEsadrian


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: MarcEsadrian

I hear Oprah and Dr. Phil were the first to have been raptured.


Once again with all the translations.....maybe it was supposed to be RUPTURE not rapture..... [8|]


Could be! I'm still trying to get my head around that "The More You Know, The More You Kohl's!" tagline.



I'm just glad that "Oh Oh Oh, the big red O" commercial from Christmas is gone now....



Gee thanks. Now I'll have that playin' in my head for the rest of the day. [>:]

Edited to add: I'm ashamed to know that the commercial you referred to was for overstock.com and not Kohl's. ;)



DeviantlyD -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 5:52:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: playfulotter

I saw this link about it on msn.com entitled, "Left behind by humorgeddon"...funny photos and the video might make you chuckle too depending on how you feel about certain things!

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/21/6690884-left-behind-by-humorgeddon?GT1=43001


OMG! That first image was too funny!!!

Edited to add: I just checked out the video on the page playfulotter linked. *LMAO*



Tantriqu -> RE: RAPTURE IS REAL!!!! (5/21/2011 6:16:38 PM)

No, no, no, Jesus is the zombie, rizin' from the daid an' all, and us feastin' on his bludd and flaish (watching a True Blood S3 marathon, and the Suthun aixent seems apropos)
Imagine explaining zombie-Jesus-worship to an alien race?
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God is a zombie? Does he feast on brains too? [:D]
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