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LadyConstanze -> Look at... (5/28/2011 10:25:57 AM)
my dangly bits - we all have gotten the emails with genital shots, the whole "delete" thing works best, but sometimes they are sending shots where you think "You're showing that off? I mean you have a legitimate reason to get penis extension..." or "Crickey, that looks diseased, ewwww..." or "You do know they manufacture razors, the Brazilian rainforest is beautiful but unless you have the lung of the planet in your pants, TRIM or SHAVE..." I was joking around with a few friends what would be good answers if we'd be inclined to answer... - Will it be a real dick when it grows up? - Oohhhh, wow, lovely er...shape! - Or....I do really admire the beautiful blue veins! Any other comments for some light comical relief?

hlen5 -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 10:28:32 AM)
So, I guess you're right handed..........?

myotherself -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 10:29:58 AM)
For the more 'chunky' guys - "wow, it's true that nothing grows in the shade!" or "it's like a penis, only smaller"

lizi -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 10:36:33 AM)
Such a lovely shade of purple...is that natural? I love what you've done with creative photography...it DOES look much bigger when it's next to a soda can!

LadyConstanze -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 10:36:39 AM)
*Mental note - must not take a sip of anything while reading replies.... Oh well, the screen needed cleaning anyway

myotherself -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 10:41:48 AM)
"next time send me a dick shot, not a face pic! Oh...you did...my bad"

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 10:43:27 AM)
My favorite comes from the popular 90s club song "Short Dick Man": "Aww look, isn't that cute? A second belly button."

LadyPact -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 11:00:08 AM)
I know the little guy is your best friend and all, but not everybody is as excited to see him as you are.

HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 11:15:14 AM)
Thanks for reminding me why I'm a lesbian. If I wasn't a lesbian before, I am now. Go back and read the story one more time, the boy puts his finger in the hole in the dyke.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 1:13:54 PM)
Heather, I'm surprised you haven't gotten pics of dangly and very hairy bits, usually the guys who send the pics don't read profiles and if they do, they are possibly sure that a glimpse of their usually quite unimpressive appendage is enough to convert every lesbian. Bless their faulty eyesight!

LdyBlaze -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 6:50:57 PM)
I actually like saying.. "My clit is bigger than that.."

DesFIP -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 6:57:45 PM)
That was quite inventive, to photograph it through a magnifying glass.

SweetDommes -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 8:05:27 PM)
My current favorite ... "Wow, the last time I saw one that size, I was changing my nephew's diaper"

Arpig -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 9:04:45 PM)
quote: Heather, I'm surprised you haven't gotten pics of dangly and very hairy bits, usually the guys who send the pics don't read profiles and if they do, they are possibly sure that a glimpse of their usually quite unimpressive appendage is enough to convert every lesbian. Bless their faulty eyesight! I am too. Even I used to get them, from bi or gay men of course. I used to send them back a shot of some stupidly well hung porn star with the comment (stolen from Crocodile Dundee and slightly modified for the purpose): Penis? That's not a penis! This is a penis! It didn't work as well as I'd hoped, because they usually assumed that the youthful fit hard body in the picture was some how connected to me and would write back professing eternal devotion to my magnificent cock. In the end I just switched my settings from bi to straight, since I wasn't really looking for a male sub anyway.

HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 10:44:15 PM)
quote: Heather, I'm surprised you haven't gotten pics of dangly and very hairy bits, usually the guys who send the pics don't read profiles and if they do, they are possibly sure that a glimpse of their usually quite unimpressive appendage is enough to convert every lesbian. Bless their faulty eyesight! Actually I've only received 2 pieces of unsolicited mail, from the same person, both sort of silly, but polite. I'm a little disappointed actually, I was expecting the flood of bizzaro emails that I've heard about, but nothing. I guess I'm just not sexy enough for the trolls. [:(] Maybe I need to put up a picture of a jacket with some boobs in it eh? Or I should capitalize on it. Hey! That gives me an idea for a silly thread.

OttersSwim -> RE: Look at... (5/28/2011 10:50:50 PM)
Betting your name is Rosey Palm!

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Look at... (5/29/2011 1:42:13 AM)
LOLOL quote: Betting your name is Rosey Palm!

myotherself -> RE: Look at... (5/29/2011 2:09:28 AM)
is that a dollop of smegma, or are you just pleased to see me? I'm sorry...particularly if you are eating roundabout now...[8\|]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Look at... (5/29/2011 3:05:15 AM)
OMG, I am soooo grateful that I am not eating or drinking anything... Didn't feel like cleaning the screen AGAIN, lol, some superb come backs... Reminds me, as a student I shared a flat with a very feminine looking gent (also very gay and great fun), he had a rather high pitched voice and often people assumed we were just 2 girls out and tried to pull. For a while we got an obscene caller, now one day S answered the phone and the caller groaned "Guess <pant pant> what am I doing right <pant pant> right now? I got my <groan pant> huge cock in my hand..." S just replied "Sorry ducky, as long as you still have a hand free to hold the phone, I'm simply not interested...

SthrnCom4t -> RE: Look at... (5/29/2011 8:20:54 AM)
Lady C, thanks for sharing 'the splatter screen'!!! quote: Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze OMG, I am soooo grateful that I am not eating or drinking anything... Didn't feel like cleaning the screen AGAIN, lol, some superb come backs... Reminds me, as a student I shared a flat with a very feminine looking gent (also very gay and great fun), he had a rather high pitched voice and often people assumed we were just 2 girls out and tried to pull. For a while we got an obscene caller, now one day S answered the phone and the caller groaned "Guess <pant pant> what am I doing right <pant pant> right now? I got my <groan pant> huge cock in my hand..." S just replied "Sorry ducky, as long as you still have a hand free to hold the phone, I'm simply not interested...

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