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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/1/2011 11:49:48 AM

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Ya now, when I was around 14 I could hold quarters in my abs..Can't do that anymore but I do have a place to set my drinks on.

So you get one of those coin holder thingies and pay tolls that way. I personally am impressed with your effort to make the toll taker's job easier

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/1/2011 11:51:47 AM

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I wonder how many double chinned Dommes can hold a quarter in their snatch?

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/1/2011 11:53:21 AM

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Uh Oh... somebody got a rubber ball in their mouth.

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/1/2011 12:01:42 PM

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I wonder how many double chinned Dommes can hold a quarter in their snatch?

No idea... I just know being a little shit like that dude is at best girlish and reflects poorly on actual Doms I don't think it becomes us to not respect the opposite sex at the top of the pile.

Though I did meet a girl once who could shoot a ping pong ball a couple feet. I have a hysterical story about when we were working together so she could create little videos for her fan club on craigs list. We LOST one in the middle of her trying to shoot two in sequence (don't try this at home ladies it's an air pressure thing and it doesn't work).

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/1/2011 5:06:22 PM

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That's not called a goatee down there. It's called bush.

I would also add ... That's not their nose

Ya are what ya eat.

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/1/2011 5:08:15 PM

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What'd ya say?

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/1/2011 5:09:23 PM

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Ya are what ya eat.

Whahahahahahaha

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/2/2011 5:58:20 AM

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Be warned, I am an armed and dangerous chicken!

May I bathe you? I've got a tangy buffalo sauce that does wonders for chicken.

Tha depends do you lick barbecue sauce off or stuff the entire wing in your mouth?

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/2/2011 5:59:24 AM

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Where IS the troll? Bet he knows the skinny on the goatee issue!

The Troll alternates bearded and nonbearded according to mood...well look at his photos.

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/2/2011 9:55:38 AM

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I dunno, is it just me or do newbie malesubs spend way more time whining than dining?

Shit, I'm having to take up the slack.

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/2/2011 10:45:59 AM

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It's a quotient of the availability of those with goatee's and double chins.

There's actually a physics formula on that:

X3m,/3/16th's x 42 (which, of course is the ultimate answer) / 17 of the derivative of multiple tangents on the basic version of the (known) animus, minus the level procedure of the over abundance of the un-derived speculative (which, as many may have already discerned from the above = 26.5).

(For those who have not gone through formal mathematics training.....when finally adjusted, that equals 12).

Enjoyed the Guide to the Galaxy reference :)

You might enjoy the first Harry Potter book retold as if Harry had been raised by a physics professor to be a hyper-rational, quasi-Vulcan scientist: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/2/2011 11:01:38 AM

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Nope, double chin is not fashionable, only the triple chin is. Goatees are out, full beards are in.

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/2/2011 12:59:27 PM

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Be warned, I am an armed and dangerous chicken!

May I bathe you? I've got a tangy buffalo sauce that does wonders for chicken.

Tha depends do you lick barbecue sauce off or stuff the entire wing in your mouth?

I nibble while I lick.

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RE: Why do so many masters have goatees and so many dom... - 6/3/2011 8:41:24 PM

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You might enjoy the first Harry Potter book retold as if Harry had been raised by a physics professor to be a hyper-rational, quasi-Vulcan scientist: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality

Recommendation seconded. This is one of the best fanfics I've read. Most fanfics are dreadful, but this one is exceptionally good, and it's not slash.

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